Today, during a boat trip with my boyfriend's family, I got seasick and went to the side of the boat to puke. A current rocked the boat so badly that I fell overboard, prompting a panicked rescue and my boyfriend's mom muttering that I'm a pathetic attention whore. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, while on vacation with my family, I went parasailing. Just as I was about to take off, the wind picked up and I got blown off course. I ended up crashing into a boat and had to be rescued by the coastguard. FML
Today, my wife and I went kayaking for the first time in the ocean. She got seasick and, just before she threw up, leaned over the side and tipped the kayak over. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I went on a 1 day cruise to the Bahamas. It happened to be on the same day of the worst sailing conditions. We spent 6 hours throwing up together. Him into the sink, and me into the toilet. We spent $200 to see the inside of our cabin's bathroom. FML
Today, at the beach, I swam pretty far out into the ocean. I ended up getting pummelled by the waves and got a painful cramp in my leg. The whole beach watched me flail and scream, while my friends rolled their eyes as they dragged me out of the water. FML
Today, I overcame my debilitating seasickness long enough to have a shower and take a breath of fresh air on the cruise ship balcony. Then as a reward, a passing seagull shat on my head. FML
Today, I went to the grocery store with my boyfriend. I wasn't feeling well so I wasn't paying too much attention to his usual antics. Since he thought I was ignoring him, he decided to grab me roughly by the stomach to give me a hug. I ended up puking right in the middle of the aisle. FML
Today, my boyfriend's idiotic friend shoved me into a stream so I could be "reunited" with my family, since my name is River. The first thing I saw as I climbed out, soaking wet, was my boyfriend high-fiving his friend. FML
Today, after a night of vomiting and diarrhea, my family forced me to our beach house for the night. I packed my bag and my mum said she put my bag in the car. We get there where we realize she forgot to put my bag in the car. Not a big deal I thought. Five minutes later I shat and vomited myself. FML
Today, my boyfriend threw me into his pool. I had my phone and iPod in my pockets. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were out cliff jumping, when for the first time, he told me he loved me. I panicked and pushed him over the edge and into the water. He's now in hospital. FML
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Puffytruffles 18
Searious?
Sp1k3FML 14
Lmao,moms tend to sometimes hate their sons girlfriend,so don't worry,fyl.
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Comments (99)
Fearlessjaydog 7
What a terrible person
PassiveAggresive 12
Don't worry about what she thinks. A loving parent is usually harsh to the person dating their child. They want to see the bad side of you, and how you handle insults. It shows them how you would react to their child when they're not around.
byefelicia1992 8
No worries. That's just how good mothers are. I mean, if its okay for fathers to threaten boyfriends of their daughters, then surely this is okay, too.
cryssycakesx3 23
threatening someone is never ok.
byefelicia1992 8
it's called sarcasm, sweet pea
cryssycakesx3 23
well get out of town. i wasn't able to figure that out.
KevinGT97 9
wow.
duuuh1 11
Well you know where to aim next time you get seasick
nikki61 7
Dam
nannygirl1990 6
this makes me feel so thankful for my mother in law. I don't know if she's ever had anything negative to say or think about me but at least to my face she has always been very sweet and accepting of me from the very beginning.
Tressa1982 18
omg!
DanielleinDC 34
Wow, what a wench. Would she rather you puke on the boat? Your boyfriend needs to talk to his mom about showing a little kindness to his girlfriends.
blackunicorntear 8
you should probably stay away from boats then?