Today, during a boat trip with my boyfriend's family, I got seasick and went to the side of the boat to puke. A current rocked the boat so badly that I fell overboard, prompting a panicked rescue and my boyfriend's mom muttering that I'm a pathetic attention whore. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, while on vacation with my family, I went parasailing. Just as I was about to take off, the wind picked up and I got blown off course. I ended up crashing into a boat and had to be rescued by the coastguard. FML
Today, my wife and I went kayaking for the first time in the ocean. She got seasick and, just before she threw up, leaned over the side and tipped the kayak over. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I went on a 1 day cruise to the Bahamas. It happened to be on the same day of the worst sailing conditions. We spent 6 hours throwing up together. Him into the sink, and me into the toilet. We spent $200 to see the inside of our cabin's bathroom. FML
Today, at the beach, I swam pretty far out into the ocean. I ended up getting pummelled by the waves and got a painful cramp in my leg. The whole beach watched me flail and scream, while my friends rolled their eyes as they dragged me out of the water. FML
Today, I overcame my debilitating seasickness long enough to have a shower and take a breath of fresh air on the cruise ship balcony. Then as a reward, a passing seagull shat on my head. FML
Today, I went to the grocery store with my boyfriend. I wasn't feeling well so I wasn't paying too much attention to his usual antics. Since he thought I was ignoring him, he decided to grab me roughly by the stomach to give me a hug. I ended up puking right in the middle of the aisle. FML
Today, my boyfriend's idiotic friend shoved me into a stream so I could be "reunited" with my family, since my name is River. The first thing I saw as I climbed out, soaking wet, was my boyfriend high-fiving his friend. FML
Today, after a night of vomiting and diarrhea, my family forced me to our beach house for the night. I packed my bag and my mum said she put my bag in the car. We get there where we realize she forgot to put my bag in the car. Not a big deal I thought. Five minutes later I shat and vomited myself. FML
Today, my boyfriend threw me into his pool. I had my phone and iPod in my pockets. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were out cliff jumping, when for the first time, he told me he loved me. I panicked and pushed him over the edge and into the water. He's now in hospital. FML
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Puffytruffles 18
Searious?
Sp1k3FML 14
Lmao,moms tend to sometimes hate their sons girlfriend,so don't worry,fyl.
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95DeVille 13
At least you were rescued. That would have been a boat-load of awkwardness.
jakek28 1
I sea what you did there
AnonymousAlpaca1 18
Are you shore? I think he should be more pacific.
95DeVille 13
I could explain it better, but it might take a whale. Or do you just need it tidied up a bit?
cryssycakesx3 23
I bet OP was overcome with a wave of emotion after she nearly drowned.
95DeVille 13
At least she isn't sleeping with the fishes now.
nerevarine94 12
C-C-COMBO BREAKER!!!
95DeVille 13
How dare you use a combo breaker! I shall now call upon the mighty Poseidon to release the Krakken!
ChristianH39 30
I would've been pissed if my mom said that about my gf, I hope he didn't just let it go
ckerane 16
how rude, clearly his mum has never met a girl like you
domolovesyoshi 33
clearly, it's obvious that she probably hated all of his other girlfriends to and probably justly so, to be this judgemental.
briang959 47
No more boat rides for you.
lokland 12
His mom is quite the bitch
AnonymousAlpaca1 18
Dont'e you mean "Quite a beach?" *sigh* that was terrible. I'm gonna go krill myself.
machern 1
Well there is a thing called Dramamine. Gezz some people always have to ruin the fun.
AnonymousAlpaca1 18
To be fair, I didn't even know I got seasick until I was on a boat in rough water. Maybe the same happened to OP.
slyde32 12
also sometimes you can get seasick randomly, someone who's been out on a boat a thousand times and never gotten seasick, could one day get seasick without warning, my father was in the navy for years, yet got seasick on a fishing boat, on a calm day
LatvianPride 16
Wow..
nix1993 41
I hope you called her on it. If she thinks it's ok to say something like that within earshot, then it's perfectly acceptable for you to ask her why she feels that way. Maybe it would teach her to act like an adult in future.
CaptainSmith28 19
Could we stop the boat puns, please? I don't apre-sea-ate them.
AnonymousAlpaca1 18
Boo. I'm gonna make you walk the plank-ton.
sxt8brd 1
Sounds like the woman that gave birth to me. If your man didn't say anything, dump him and find someone that will respect you. I divorced my parents for my family's sake because of stuff like this.