Today, during a boat trip with my boyfriend's family, I got seasick and went to the side of the boat to puke. A current rocked the boat so badly that I fell overboard, prompting a panicked rescue and my boyfriend's mom muttering that I'm a pathetic attention whore. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, while on vacation with my family, I went parasailing. Just as I was about to take off, the wind picked up and I got blown off course. I ended up crashing into a boat and had to be rescued by the coastguard. FML
Today, my wife and I went kayaking for the first time in the ocean. She got seasick and, just before she threw up, leaned over the side and tipped the kayak over. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I went on a 1 day cruise to the Bahamas. It happened to be on the same day of the worst sailing conditions. We spent 6 hours throwing up together. Him into the sink, and me into the toilet. We spent $200 to see the inside of our cabin's bathroom. FML
Today, at the beach, I swam pretty far out into the ocean. I ended up getting pummelled by the waves and got a painful cramp in my leg. The whole beach watched me flail and scream, while my friends rolled their eyes as they dragged me out of the water. FML
Today, I overcame my debilitating seasickness long enough to have a shower and take a breath of fresh air on the cruise ship balcony. Then as a reward, a passing seagull shat on my head. FML
Today, I went to the grocery store with my boyfriend. I wasn't feeling well so I wasn't paying too much attention to his usual antics. Since he thought I was ignoring him, he decided to grab me roughly by the stomach to give me a hug. I ended up puking right in the middle of the aisle. FML
Today, my boyfriend's idiotic friend shoved me into a stream so I could be "reunited" with my family, since my name is River. The first thing I saw as I climbed out, soaking wet, was my boyfriend high-fiving his friend. FML
Today, after a night of vomiting and diarrhea, my family forced me to our beach house for the night. I packed my bag and my mum said she put my bag in the car. We get there where we realize she forgot to put my bag in the car. Not a big deal I thought. Five minutes later I shat and vomited myself. FML
Today, my boyfriend threw me into his pool. I had my phone and iPod in my pockets. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were out cliff jumping, when for the first time, he told me he loved me. I panicked and pushed him over the edge and into the water. He's now in hospital. FML
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Puffytruffles 18
Searious?
Sp1k3FML 14
Lmao,moms tend to sometimes hate their sons girlfriend,so don't worry,fyl.
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Comments (99)
AnOriginalName 19
He threw her overboard and claimed she was just being a attention *****.
Witchylady 18
Your boyfriends mother is jealous of you and her sons relationship with you and jealous of your youth. As people get older they start craving for what they used to have or wished they had and even something as unintentional as your little mishap can set them off. Try not to let her spoilt sulky nature get the best off you.
Blahblah9921 4
dont worry about it moms can be like that
nirmalsundhar 11
Real monster in law...
babe7260 30
I cannot BELIEVE what I just read!!!! WHAT A BITCH!!!!! Clearly you're not one of her favorite people, don't worry pretty sure I'm my mother in laws LEAST favorite person. :-)
cryssycakesx3 23
i wonder why... settle down.
worldclassrager 41
Well if they noticed your vomit as well that shouldn't be an issue...
Attacksloth 33
Don't let in-laws get you down. It's rare to find ones that like you. Besides, if her husband had any sense, he would have reprimanded her for being such a bitch.
cryssycakesx3 23
it's annoying people think like this. in-laws are people too. they don't suddenly change and start treating people differently because their child finds a mate, unless the mate is a real jerk. if they are miserable, chances are they were like before you came into the picture.
mikbrooke 25
#74 - some in-laws will always dislike their childrens partner because they arent 'immediate family,' they dont see them as being good enough, whatever. sure, they are people, but some of them are just assholes. and if you find it annoying that people think like #39 does, then you shouldnt think that in-laws will only dislike you if you are a jerk because that is also annoying and wrong.
cryssycakesx3 23
88, that' cool. well, if they don't like you and you're aren't a jerk, they're a miserable person, as i had already stated.
mybubbles2000 13
Too bad she wasn't the one that fell in. Sorry OP.
davedarave 6
lol could be true but I'll just assume she's one crazy bitch!
doglover100 29
I don't get mothers who hate their son's girlfriend/wife.