Today, during a boat trip with my boyfriend's family, I got seasick and went to the side of the boat to puke. A current rocked the boat so badly that I fell overboard, prompting a panicked rescue and my boyfriend's mom muttering that I'm a pathetic attention whore. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, while on vacation with my family, I went parasailing. Just as I was about to take off, the wind picked up and I got blown off course. I ended up crashing into a boat and had to be rescued by the coastguard. FML
Today, my wife and I went kayaking for the first time in the ocean. She got seasick and, just before she threw up, leaned over the side and tipped the kayak over. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I went on a 1 day cruise to the Bahamas. It happened to be on the same day of the worst sailing conditions. We spent 6 hours throwing up together. Him into the sink, and me into the toilet. We spent $200 to see the inside of our cabin's bathroom. FML
Today, at the beach, I swam pretty far out into the ocean. I ended up getting pummelled by the waves and got a painful cramp in my leg. The whole beach watched me flail and scream, while my friends rolled their eyes as they dragged me out of the water. FML
Today, I overcame my debilitating seasickness long enough to have a shower and take a breath of fresh air on the cruise ship balcony. Then as a reward, a passing seagull shat on my head. FML
Today, I went to the grocery store with my boyfriend. I wasn't feeling well so I wasn't paying too much attention to his usual antics. Since he thought I was ignoring him, he decided to grab me roughly by the stomach to give me a hug. I ended up puking right in the middle of the aisle. FML
Today, my boyfriend's idiotic friend shoved me into a stream so I could be "reunited" with my family, since my name is River. The first thing I saw as I climbed out, soaking wet, was my boyfriend high-fiving his friend. FML
Today, after a night of vomiting and diarrhea, my family forced me to our beach house for the night. I packed my bag and my mum said she put my bag in the car. We get there where we realize she forgot to put my bag in the car. Not a big deal I thought. Five minutes later I shat and vomited myself. FML
Today, my boyfriend threw me into his pool. I had my phone and iPod in my pockets. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were out cliff jumping, when for the first time, he told me he loved me. I panicked and pushed him over the edge and into the water. He's now in hospital. FML
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Puffytruffles 18
Searious?
Sp1k3FML 14
Lmao,moms tend to sometimes hate their sons girlfriend,so don't worry,fyl.
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avidreader121 7
You should have aimed for her haha
thatg1ng3r 13
That would happen to me too, don't worry.
ishchandan 14
Moms tend to hate their son's girlfriend because they feel that the girlfriend is trying to steal the son away. Same with fathers and their daughter's boyfriend. So don't worry. (:
relevantelephant 5
She sounds like a nightmare, just like a mother in law
Sewcore 9
I shore hope you're ok now!
NineeCat 32
I hope you got back on the boat, and puked all over that bitch-_-
Zyde 12
Hope you didn't land on the pukey water
biloxi_girl 22
Wow what a bitch. I'm glad you're okay. I hope she gets over her issues, I know it can be hard in a relationship when the parents don't like the boyfriend/girlfriend. Hope it gets better for you.
alicat13 12
Be more careful next time! ydi,
slyde32 12
you're an idiot
Mama4ddk 15
So you were seasick,, and I'm assuming f I'm assuming froze your rear end of Listen some mothers will never be happy with any woman there precious baby boy chooses. You just need to remember that it is all mind over matter, you dont mind cuz she doesn't matter. That motto will simplify your life.
NineeCat 32
So will correct grammar :D
cryssycakesx3 23
except parents tend to be a pretty big part of their kids lives. you're becoming a part of the family and they're simply not something that just doesn't matter. it's not like a bad haircut. also, you could y'know, act like an adult, try to get along with another person, and conduct yourself like a civilized human being.