Today, my twit of a husband admitted to falling for an internet scam involving a dead foreign politician, the promise of a share in millions of dollars currently stuck in a bank, and him having wired a large amount of our money to "bribe an official". FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I found out the money my husband's been funneling from our bank account wasn't for drugs or gifts for another girl like I thought. It was for a guy he stupidly believed was a foreign diplomat, who supposedly needed to bribe officials in order to send us several million dollars. FML
Today, my husband had to admit that he lost 5000$ on a cryptocurrency scam that some asshole Twitch streamer convinced him to invest in via Twitter. FML
Today, my husband fell for an online scam leaving us 1450.00 in the negative. We get paid tomorrow and most of our money is going to cover that debt. FML
Today, I found out my husband has been "cheating" on me with some girl from Russia that he has to pay for regularly. This explains why he never has any money, he's actually dumb enough to be scammed. FML
Today, I noticed fraudulent charges made in Florida that nearly drained my bank account. After reporting the fraud to the bank, I returned home from a weekend away to find a note from my husband. He and his mistress have run off to Florida to start a life together, apparently at my expense. FML
Today, I found out that my husband is an undercover crypto/NFT dipshit. I found this out when I looked at our joint account to find he had transferred a hell of a lot of actual money to some sort of BTC account with a dumb name. He now claims it's "the future", and I just "don't understand." FML
Today, my husband is convinced that he inherited a house in Florida and wants us to move there. I cannot convince him that it's clearly an internet scam. FML
Today, I found out my husband spent us into overdraft charges through compulsive online shopping. Again. FML
Today, my husband announced the reason he had been working since much is because he had secretly paid off my tens of thousands of student loans. I then had to tell him I'm leaving him for his best friend. FML
Today, I discovered that my fiancé had tried to fake his own death because he thought it would be easier than confessing to the affair he was having. FML
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Bijaglo 3
Those Nigerian prince!!
coltsrock37 15
And you married this buffoon
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Comments (116)
SlenderMan_fml 6
All that's missing from this story is a Nigerian prince, and this would be a classic.
Friaza 29
The guy who made that scam got the idea from a game called "Mafia Wars" on Facebook...
hookumsnivy 6
Are you really that naive? The scam was around long before Facebook.
MerrikBarbarian 9
uhhh, then invented a time machine and posted it back in 1996- well before Facebook? as someone who has been on the Internet since 1993 I can tell you that scam has been around almost as long as the net. unlike Facebook which is just a recent blip in Internet history
iexcell 0
lmfao....greed can do that
Jovecove 13
What an idiot! Sad for op :(
Ugi 27
I could never understand why people bother with these scams - they are so painfully transparent that I would not have believed anyone could ever have fallen for them, even 10 years ago. But now? Your husband lives in a dreamworld.
bshit 0
bullshit
ScuseMePrincess 2
Who's more foolish: The fool or the fool who follows him?
whatever222 3
"twit" doesn't even begin to describe your husband...
PunkkRockk 7
No way! I found the same exact scam. They send it through email to like millions of people. FYL for having a dumbass of a husband.
bettyc4 26
moronic , the eBay Nigerian scam is was more believable