Today, my twit of a husband admitted to falling for an internet scam involving a dead foreign politician, the promise of a share in millions of dollars currently stuck in a bank, and him having wired a large amount of our money to "bribe an official". FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I found out the money my husband's been funneling from our bank account wasn't for drugs or gifts for another girl like I thought. It was for a guy he stupidly believed was a foreign diplomat, who supposedly needed to bribe officials in order to send us several million dollars. FML
Today, my husband had to admit that he lost 5000$ on a cryptocurrency scam that some asshole Twitch streamer convinced him to invest in via Twitter. FML
Today, my husband fell for an online scam leaving us 1450.00 in the negative. We get paid tomorrow and most of our money is going to cover that debt. FML
Today, I found out my husband has been "cheating" on me with some girl from Russia that he has to pay for regularly. This explains why he never has any money, he's actually dumb enough to be scammed. FML
Today, I noticed fraudulent charges made in Florida that nearly drained my bank account. After reporting the fraud to the bank, I returned home from a weekend away to find a note from my husband. He and his mistress have run off to Florida to start a life together, apparently at my expense. FML
Today, I found out that my husband is an undercover crypto/NFT dipshit. I found this out when I looked at our joint account to find he had transferred a hell of a lot of actual money to some sort of BTC account with a dumb name. He now claims it's "the future", and I just "don't understand." FML
Today, my husband is convinced that he inherited a house in Florida and wants us to move there. I cannot convince him that it's clearly an internet scam. FML
Today, I found out my husband spent us into overdraft charges through compulsive online shopping. Again. FML
Today, my husband announced the reason he had been working since much is because he had secretly paid off my tens of thousands of student loans. I then had to tell him I'm leaving him for his best friend. FML
Today, I discovered that my fiancé had tried to fake his own death because he thought it would be easier than confessing to the affair he was having. FML
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Bijaglo 3
Those Nigerian prince!!
coltsrock37 15
And you married this buffoon
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Comments (116)
alkaid 14
Yeah I got that email too, lol but really you're husband is either too innocent or too dumb , either ways FYL indeed
gruvychild 17
You married the guy! Oh and you give him access to that kind of money? YDI!
KickItHigh 32
Really now? I usually hear about women falling for those nigerian scams, not men... wait, those were love scams.
Zombie65 0
Is he also the same person that took a shit behind the dumpster and got caught and then buried the dog under the swingset
sakforduc 0
lmfao!!!! my IQ went up three points just reading this post.
Glockinator 2
Should have watched to catch a con man on dateline.... It was literally just on yesterday.
instantmusic 4
At least he admitted it. Some of those scams get pretty elaborate actually...with official documentation, notorization stamps, stationary from banks, contracts, paper trails. All perfectly legitimate looking, but totally fake. Though no matter how convincing the paperwork you receive throughout the process is, it still doesn't forgive the initial failure of falling for the first email.
mpclaw 3
You don't deserve it, but he certainly does. Sorry to hear that.
2cool4u_jk 0
Wow that sucks
Fohz 9
Hmmm... Seems fishy to me. Maybe he used that money for something else and needed to come up with an excuse. Of course that could just be the "No one is that dumb" talking.