Today, my twit of a husband admitted to falling for an internet scam involving a dead foreign politician, the promise of a share in millions of dollars currently stuck in a bank, and him having wired a large amount of our money to "bribe an official". FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I found out the money my husband's been funneling from our bank account wasn't for drugs or gifts for another girl like I thought. It was for a guy he stupidly believed was a foreign diplomat, who supposedly needed to bribe officials in order to send us several million dollars. FML
Today, my husband had to admit that he lost 5000$ on a cryptocurrency scam that some asshole Twitch streamer convinced him to invest in via Twitter. FML
Today, my husband fell for an online scam leaving us 1450.00 in the negative. We get paid tomorrow and most of our money is going to cover that debt. FML
Today, I found out my husband has been "cheating" on me with some girl from Russia that he has to pay for regularly. This explains why he never has any money, he's actually dumb enough to be scammed. FML
Today, I noticed fraudulent charges made in Florida that nearly drained my bank account. After reporting the fraud to the bank, I returned home from a weekend away to find a note from my husband. He and his mistress have run off to Florida to start a life together, apparently at my expense. FML
Today, I found out that my husband is an undercover crypto/NFT dipshit. I found this out when I looked at our joint account to find he had transferred a hell of a lot of actual money to some sort of BTC account with a dumb name. He now claims it's "the future", and I just "don't understand." FML
Today, my husband is convinced that he inherited a house in Florida and wants us to move there. I cannot convince him that it's clearly an internet scam. FML
Today, I found out my husband spent us into overdraft charges through compulsive online shopping. Again. FML
Today, my husband announced the reason he had been working since much is because he had secretly paid off my tens of thousands of student loans. I then had to tell him I'm leaving him for his best friend. FML
Today, I discovered that my fiancé had tried to fake his own death because he thought it would be easier than confessing to the affair he was having. FML
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Bijaglo 3
Those Nigerian prince!!
coltsrock37 15
And you married this buffoon
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Comments (116)
Glitterhinoceros 14
Scam? Does this mean I'm not getting my money back..?
TheGianaJinx 0
Yes xD
BrettJ 0
I totally agree with you
BadKitty13 28
Like Duh ???
anasi8908 1
That HAS to be grounds for divorce...
spartan522114 0
Divorce? Really?
docscientist 10
Divorce, no. Locked away from bank assets and big money decisions, yes.
promisekept 2
I'm interested to know about the men who created this scam. Guy #1: "Hey bud, check this out. I created this hilarious scam to make money. Classic story" Guy #2: "Ha. It'd take an idiot to fall for that one." (checks online banking) " Wha the...!!!"
sarabraun8 7
where would he even find such a ridiculous scam on the internet let alone believe it? stupidity.
AntonSK 11
Really?! You sure he didn’t spend the money on other extra-curricular activities or on something else.... .... Just something to think about unless you know for sure he was a muppet and duped into giving away loads of money
shonda89 0
I was thinking the same thing
effedml 5
My thoughts, too!
Rainbow_dumpster 28
Time for a divorce. Your twit of a husband is now an official retard.
Wozuh 5
He may be stupid, but a divorce seems harsh.
Eckristen 1
i hope this isn't true. i would murder him. i feel so horrible for you.
Mistery510 6
he's stupid
skyeyez9 25
I usually get the nigerian scam emails about some "general or ambassador" who needed money.
MattHazardous 0
I got the exact same email last week:o