Today, it's Saturday. While all my friends go out to have fun, I get my excitement thinking about how I'll be sleeping with a new pillow. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I need a new mattress. Last night, I slept on the floor. It was the best sleep I've had in a while. FML
Today, I got home after a long day and collapsed onto my bed… forgetting I'd left my laptop open on it. Now I have an expensive, broken pillow. FML
Today, it's the first day in 3 weeks that I'm in my flat after 7 a.m. due to a very busy work schedule. I was looking forward to a Saturday lie-in. Also today, my flatmate's alarm clock went off loudly from 7:30 to 10:30. He's in another country and his door is locked. Bye bye lie-in. FML
Today, I got a new comfy duvet and pillow and was looking forward to a good night's sleep. I got into bed and was followed by my dog, who then threw up the tub of butter he had just stolen from the kitchen onto my brand new bed spread. FML
Today, I was so lonely, I tried to get into bed noiselessly while pretending I had a boyfriend asleep in it. FML
Today, I woke up to my boyfriend making the bed, at 2 AM. And he wasn't so much making the bed as he was holding a pillow while lost in thought, looking at me. FML
Today, I got to sleep in the same bed as the love of my life...and her new boyfriend. FML
Today, what did I get after a long, tiring week? A long, depressing weekend. FML
Today, I had a sleepover with two of my friends. We only had one bed, and it ended up with me against the wall. I then remembered that I'm very claustrophobic, and can't sleep. It's 4 a.m. FML
Today, with one week left until I fly to my new apartment, movers loaded my belongings, and happily drove off. They even loaded my unpacked, inflated air mattress. Looks like I'm sleeping on the floor for a week. FML
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Top comments
niadanac1 3
I like sleep more than sex. I do not blame you.
zeeky 0
its hard finding the right pillow to spend your whole life with.. you should consider yourself lucky..
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Comments (70)
Radiohead_fml 0
I would be totally excited also :) Can't test the quality of a new pillow while you're drunk. Next time just go out with your friends please.
DynamicDave 11
Wow. Try makig some friends and finding stuff to do. Otherwise. siempre vas a ser un perdedor.
Ketz 0
I hate these "I'm going to go to FML and say I'm a loser" FMLs.
SneakyDeath 15
That is exciting. :D
FairLouisa 0
I studied for finals all Saturday night! :( Pillows are cool. I see no FML!
Tigg3r 3
Hey pillows are important!! Have you ever tried sleeping without one? It sucks a lot. I ended up using my dog as a pillow.
pegasus77 0
I do that all the time, its not a FML or YDI. Actually it could be a MLIA
doodles88 0
i agree. and there is nothing wrong w/ staying in! after a week of lectures, labs, exams, quizzes... and headaches that come with them, all i want to do is hibernate lol. also i got excited when i finally found one of those long body pillows :)
pegasus77 0
I have a body pillow. So cold and comfy, I get overheated while sleeping (yay Florida, not). And after the holidays I am getting a mattress pad. I think I'll sleep all day on it.
lukascepanovic 0
This isn't an FML because you have the power to control that
atty11 0
this is SO NOT an FML. sleep is great, especially for those of us who are sleep deprived. but sleep is not better than sex, like someone above suggested lol.
tehsoah 0
Dude, I love pillows.
whatever222 3
#42- sometimes cuddling with a pillow is way better than going anywhere