Today, it's Saturday. While all my friends go out to have fun, I get my excitement thinking about how I'll be sleeping with a new pillow. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I need a new mattress. Last night, I slept on the floor. It was the best sleep I've had in a while. FML
Today, I got home after a long day and collapsed onto my bed… forgetting I'd left my laptop open on it. Now I have an expensive, broken pillow. FML
Today, it's the first day in 3 weeks that I'm in my flat after 7 a.m. due to a very busy work schedule. I was looking forward to a Saturday lie-in. Also today, my flatmate's alarm clock went off loudly from 7:30 to 10:30. He's in another country and his door is locked. Bye bye lie-in. FML
Today, I got a new comfy duvet and pillow and was looking forward to a good night's sleep. I got into bed and was followed by my dog, who then threw up the tub of butter he had just stolen from the kitchen onto my brand new bed spread. FML
Today, I was so lonely, I tried to get into bed noiselessly while pretending I had a boyfriend asleep in it. FML
Today, I woke up to my boyfriend making the bed, at 2 AM. And he wasn't so much making the bed as he was holding a pillow while lost in thought, looking at me. FML
Today, I got to sleep in the same bed as the love of my life...and her new boyfriend. FML
Today, what did I get after a long, tiring week? A long, depressing weekend. FML
Today, I had a sleepover with two of my friends. We only had one bed, and it ended up with me against the wall. I then remembered that I'm very claustrophobic, and can't sleep. It's 4 a.m. FML
Today, with one week left until I fly to my new apartment, movers loaded my belongings, and happily drove off. They even loaded my unpacked, inflated air mattress. Looks like I'm sleeping on the floor for a week. FML
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Top comments
niadanac1 3
I like sleep more than sex. I do not blame you.
zeeky 0
its hard finding the right pillow to spend your whole life with.. you should consider yourself lucky..
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Comments (70)
umoikio11 0
oh jeeeze. if you're that bummed about it, the fix is rather simple. GO OUT WITH YOUR FRIENDS. Duh.
Ninjaface 0
In the morning you should brag to all of your friends about your new pillow. It might seem like they're making fun of you for being stuck at home on a Saturday night, but really they're just trying to hide their jealousy that you got a new pillow and they didn't.
negzn 0
dude. that is SO not an fml. mlia.
jonny2x4 0
Two things are clear; 1) Your life is clearly average. 2) You're getting old. btw, LMAO at your handle. I remember that song by Beck.
wh4t3v3R 0
They'll never stop making those. Now they'll just add snorkels.
whoismgmt 0
If your hot, Ccn I give you a pillow? Actually I dont know if your a girl yet so lets hope.
soccerholic1395 0
Im 15 and thats the highlight of my weekend going home to sleep in my new bed when i could be out at parties
blastvortex 4
Pillows make good friends, so you're not alone. Smile! :)
honey_bee_fml 1
Don't worry, I get excited over new pillows, too! At least you're not saving your latest new pillow for a special occasion... Mine has been in my closet for a few months now, waiting for just the right night to be used! I fail. Haha.
my_username2313 0
its ok. that would excite me more than going out :P