Today, it's Saturday. While all my friends go out to have fun, I get my excitement thinking about how I'll be sleeping with a new pillow. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I need a new mattress. Last night, I slept on the floor. It was the best sleep I've had in a while. FML
Today, I got home after a long day and collapsed onto my bed… forgetting I'd left my laptop open on it. Now I have an expensive, broken pillow. FML
Today, it's the first day in 3 weeks that I'm in my flat after 7 a.m. due to a very busy work schedule. I was looking forward to a Saturday lie-in. Also today, my flatmate's alarm clock went off loudly from 7:30 to 10:30. He's in another country and his door is locked. Bye bye lie-in. FML
Today, I got a new comfy duvet and pillow and was looking forward to a good night's sleep. I got into bed and was followed by my dog, who then threw up the tub of butter he had just stolen from the kitchen onto my brand new bed spread. FML
Today, I was so lonely, I tried to get into bed noiselessly while pretending I had a boyfriend asleep in it. FML
Today, I woke up to my boyfriend making the bed, at 2 AM. And he wasn't so much making the bed as he was holding a pillow while lost in thought, looking at me. FML
Today, I got to sleep in the same bed as the love of my life...and her new boyfriend. FML
Today, what did I get after a long, tiring week? A long, depressing weekend. FML
Today, I had a sleepover with two of my friends. We only had one bed, and it ended up with me against the wall. I then remembered that I'm very claustrophobic, and can't sleep. It's 4 a.m. FML
Today, with one week left until I fly to my new apartment, movers loaded my belongings, and happily drove off. They even loaded my unpacked, inflated air mattress. Looks like I'm sleeping on the floor for a week. FML
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Top comments
niadanac1 3
I like sleep more than sex. I do not blame you.
zeeky 0
its hard finding the right pillow to spend your whole life with.. you should consider yourself lucky..
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Comments (70)
wet11 2
what is the point?! This FML doesn't even deserve to be on the main page. Trash
Starfire22 5
I get excited when i buy new things for myself too... No big deal! Especially when I go to lush to buy new shower products, I want to try it immediatley
nitro27x 2
I like the name, soy_un_perderdor = "I am a loser" (always nice to know that Spanish class in high school isn't completely useless)
waterynuggets 0
Or that Alternative rock songs from the 90s aren't completely useless, either
TheManBoy 0
it's pretty awesome how OP misspelled perdedor... and you commented on it and didn't notice
maggiewalters 17
OP, you're more of a loser for not knowing how to spell perdedor.
vistakai 0
Hey, whatever helps you sleep at night.
Libelau 0
Well, you do get excited over it? It may not be the 'cool' thing to do, but atleast you're having fun!
fbp6277 0
Is it a tempur pedic pillow? Those are amazing.
B0SSAN0VACHICK 0
Haha, I do that occasionally. A new pillow is like a new pair of socks--TOTALLY AWESOME.
perdix 31
For the price of one pillow, you could have a whole bunch of socks! I'm just sayin'. . .
aaronjc 1
geez. You have a boring life.
jif_fml 0
YLIA, if anything