Today, since I always fall asleep in class, I decided not to go to the bathroom beforehand, hoping the need to pee would keep me awake. I ended up falling asleep and wetting myself in the middle of the lecture. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I really had to pee during one of my college lectures. I finally worked up the nerve to leave the room while he was lecturing, and ran frantically to the bathroom. Once in there, the urge intensified to the point I couldn't hold it. I peed my pants while standing in the bathroom. FML
Today, I fell asleep in class. I'm the teacher. FML
Today, I was giving a class presentation, when I suddenly sneezed so hard I wet myself. FML
Today, I fell asleep in class. I'm the teacher; I've already given students detention for falling asleep in class this year. FML
Today, I fell asleep in class. Usually, people just sit still when asleep. Nope, not me. Not only had I been violently rocking and nodding my head, the teacher stopped class for everyone to see for 5 minutes as she made jokes. What woke me? The intense laughter, followed by embarrassment. FML
Today, I was worried about passing an exam, so I hid a note under my skirt. When the guy next to me was finished, I had to get up so he could leave. With no time to hide the note, I stood in front of the entire class, hand over my crotch, looking as if I had to pee. FML
Today, I fell asleep in my last period class. When I woke up my teacher said "you missed your bus". I grabbed all my stuff and ran out the room. My class mates were standing outside the class laughing. We still had an hour left in class. FML
Today, I fell asleep in English and drooled on my test. Evidently everyone noticed. FML
Today, I was giving a speech to my 300 some-odd person class. All throughout it, people had been giggling and cackling while I was speaking. I soon realized that my pants had been unzipped. I accidentally fell asleep with all my underwear in the washer last night and had gone commando that day. FML
Today, I fell asleep in my math class. Turns out I sleep walk. I woke up at the front of the room with chalk in my hand, scribbles on the board behind me, and the whole class laughing at me. FML
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Top comments
jonny201 11
On the bright side, it made for a creative username
princesskammm 20
There are definitely better ways to stay awake..
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Comments (41)
neuronerd 29
You may have narcolepsy...
redlizzybeth 25
Hey you must have really had to go! For those who are saying narcolepsy - narcolepsy has nothing to do with bladder control issues. It just makes you really tired - to varying degrees based on severity. Most people with narcolepsy are aware of it and use a variety of techniques as well as medicines.
sinisterace 12
Sorry OP, but you deserved this one.
topher5110 7
That's ok, since your in pre-school.
Jachin357 28
When nature calls, answer!
sousaphonist 14
One word: caffeine. Soda, tea, coffee, something.
DiabolusIgnis 15
How about you sleep during the night and actually participate in class? That's what keeps most of us awake.
Saraishi 25
Try coffee
middlenamefrank 8
Here's a thought: Get more sleep. People think they fall asleep in class because they're bored, but if you're bored, you'll just get antsy. You fall asleep because you're tired.
Frau_Blucher 14
Jesus Christ, OP, pay attention baby!
peterblack67 9
Sounds like you need a dr.