Today, since I always fall asleep in class, I decided not to go to the bathroom beforehand, hoping the need to pee would keep me awake. I ended up falling asleep and wetting myself in the middle of the lecture. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I really had to pee during one of my college lectures. I finally worked up the nerve to leave the room while he was lecturing, and ran frantically to the bathroom. Once in there, the urge intensified to the point I couldn't hold it. I peed my pants while standing in the bathroom. FML
Today, I fell asleep in class. I'm the teacher. FML
Today, I was giving a class presentation, when I suddenly sneezed so hard I wet myself. FML
Today, I fell asleep in class. I'm the teacher; I've already given students detention for falling asleep in class this year. FML
Today, I fell asleep in class. Usually, people just sit still when asleep. Nope, not me. Not only had I been violently rocking and nodding my head, the teacher stopped class for everyone to see for 5 minutes as she made jokes. What woke me? The intense laughter, followed by embarrassment. FML
Today, I was worried about passing an exam, so I hid a note under my skirt. When the guy next to me was finished, I had to get up so he could leave. With no time to hide the note, I stood in front of the entire class, hand over my crotch, looking as if I had to pee. FML
Today, I fell asleep in my last period class. When I woke up my teacher said "you missed your bus". I grabbed all my stuff and ran out the room. My class mates were standing outside the class laughing. We still had an hour left in class. FML
Today, I fell asleep in English and drooled on my test. Evidently everyone noticed. FML
Today, I was giving a speech to my 300 some-odd person class. All throughout it, people had been giggling and cackling while I was speaking. I soon realized that my pants had been unzipped. I accidentally fell asleep with all my underwear in the washer last night and had gone commando that day. FML
Today, I fell asleep in my math class. Turns out I sleep walk. I woke up at the front of the room with chalk in my hand, scribbles on the board behind me, and the whole class laughing at me. FML
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jonny201 11
On the bright side, it made for a creative username
princesskammm 20
There are definitely better ways to stay awake..
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Comments (41)
mattyiscool123 26
Id make a urine joke but it's piss-poor
mariri9206 32
Whelp, time to switch schools, OP.
ABlindMan 17
Yeah, that's a completely rational and logical decision.
cheesecake12 12
Eat an apple before class. it should help keep you up
GhostFox 34
Actually, digestion uses oxygen, meaning that the body has to reroute some of the oxygen that goes to other functions (like the brain) in order to break down the food. So it could make the sleepiness worse, or simply make it where OP is awake but too tired to process the lesson.
tomvertigo 17
Why do you always fall asleep in class? Maybe you need to adjust your personal life and schedule to improve your sleep patterns.
igg125 30
Drop that class.
GhostFox 34
Sounds like you know when to not schedule classes for next year. In the meantime, depending on if it is a lecture class only, or a video-audio combination teaching method, buy or rent either a tape recorder or camera and start it at the beginning of the lesson. Or see if the school loans them out.
sempisaviour 17
LOL
greg97_fml 6
While I will agree that it was your fault, you were just trying to stay awake. That is a problem I have been tryyng to solve for a wile.
Gatashablan 7
I would empty my bladder and sleep in class. It's better to listen your body and change your lifestyle if you lack sleep. Sometimes you can't do anything because the teaching method is boring and not suited to you.
JETarchitect 32
Am I the only one who noticed the username on this one, it's prefect! lol nice choice OP!!
False_Stupidity 42
Nope, check out comment #2...