Today, since I always fall asleep in class, I decided not to go to the bathroom beforehand, hoping the need to pee would keep me awake. I ended up falling asleep and wetting myself in the middle of the lecture. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I really had to pee during one of my college lectures. I finally worked up the nerve to leave the room while he was lecturing, and ran frantically to the bathroom. Once in there, the urge intensified to the point I couldn't hold it. I peed my pants while standing in the bathroom. FML
Today, I fell asleep in class. I'm the teacher. FML
Today, I was giving a class presentation, when I suddenly sneezed so hard I wet myself. FML
Today, I fell asleep in class. I'm the teacher; I've already given students detention for falling asleep in class this year. FML
Today, I fell asleep in class. Usually, people just sit still when asleep. Nope, not me. Not only had I been violently rocking and nodding my head, the teacher stopped class for everyone to see for 5 minutes as she made jokes. What woke me? The intense laughter, followed by embarrassment. FML
Today, I was worried about passing an exam, so I hid a note under my skirt. When the guy next to me was finished, I had to get up so he could leave. With no time to hide the note, I stood in front of the entire class, hand over my crotch, looking as if I had to pee. FML
Today, I fell asleep in my last period class. When I woke up my teacher said "you missed your bus". I grabbed all my stuff and ran out the room. My class mates were standing outside the class laughing. We still had an hour left in class. FML
Today, I fell asleep in English and drooled on my test. Evidently everyone noticed. FML
Today, I was giving a speech to my 300 some-odd person class. All throughout it, people had been giggling and cackling while I was speaking. I soon realized that my pants had been unzipped. I accidentally fell asleep with all my underwear in the washer last night and had gone commando that day. FML
Today, I fell asleep in my math class. Turns out I sleep walk. I woke up at the front of the room with chalk in my hand, scribbles on the board behind me, and the whole class laughing at me. FML
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jonny201 11
On the bright side, it made for a creative username
princesskammm 20
There are definitely better ways to stay awake..
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Comments (41)
goodread2200 10
Great experiment bro! Maybe your next experiment will be on how going to bed a bit earlier effects the outcome. After that you could try testing caffeine. If all else fails you can ask your lecturer to be a little more interesting.
ABlindMan 17
It's not always that simple to just get to sleep earlier or wake up later. I had to wake up at 5:20 every morning for most of the year after getting to bed no earlier than 11:00. One can't always control everything. Also caffeine doesn't necessarily do the same for everyone, caffeine doesn't really wake me up so much as calm me down.
ssnow_fml 20
Well that didn't go as planned.
captain_hero89 22
When ever i have to pee during long drives it makes me tired for some reason
kowsee 22
Jeez... I wont lie, I probably would have thought that'd work too. But wouldn't put it to the test.
smallfeetbigtoes 7
Try this method before you go to bed and report back!
conholio33 28
Maybe its time to figure out why you fall asleep in class? So sorry this happened to you OP
captainsmegma 12
Tomorrow try stifling a good shit. Maybe that will work.
False_Stupidity 42
I can't imagine that ending well at all. Given OP's track record so far, we would likely end up in an even shittier situation.
Ayasha_fml 12
Your body is supposed to wake you up to eliminate when it feels the urge past bedwetting age. That's not normal, go see a doc.
BeccaSedai 7
This actually suggests that you've got some sort of medical issue. I'd try to see a doctor ASAP, since I can't imagine that you want to suffer from this issue for longer than you have to.
ZombieSazza 34
Have you tried caffeine tablets? I use Pro Plus. With my hypothyroidism and having to take heavy pain medications for my severe nerve damage, I feel tired/sleepy often, even when I get decent sleep, so I can fully sympathise and empathise with you on the sleeping part, can't say I've ever peed myself in class though. Maybe caffeine tablets, like Pro Plus, or some strong caffeinated drink before classes? I'd also recommend seeing a general practitioner (doctor) to see if there is an underlying medical problem.