Today, I visited my friend in a nasty part of town. When I saw the shattered window of the car next to me, and the missing stereo, I moved my car to a safer location. Luckily, though, I have a common car, so the thieves were able to jimmy the lock and steal my stereo without making any noise. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my car was broken into. They broke the passenger side window and took my radio system. But they didn't take the remote for it. FML
Today, someone stole my laptop from my car. However, they were nice enough to relock the doors after they smashed in the window. FML
Today, I woke up to the sound of my car being stolen. FML
Today, I came out to find my truck window broken. They broke into my truck to yank out the stereo. It was unlocked the whole time. FML
Today, I walked out of my boyfriend's house to see my car window smashed in and my steering wheel cover stolen. I was only staying at his place because there had been a rash of vehicle break-ins in my neighborhood. FML
Today, I was playfully walking back to my car with my girlfriend. My door was unlocked. I then noticed my car had stuff scattered inside. A bum had just robbed and ransacked my car. FML
Today, I couldn't get into my car. In an attempt to get in, I broke a window. As I climbed in, the actual owner of the car walked up. Mine was across the street. FML
Today, I wanted to go shopping in my new car that I bought just a month ago. When I stepped outside, I saw someone had smashed the driver side's window. They didn't even steal anything. FML
Today, I replaced my car's windscreen wipers, after someone stole the last pair. After I finished, I went indoors for a drink. When I returned, the new ones had been stolen too. FML
Today, I got a new CD player for my car and an alarm installed for added security. After work, I saw my windows smashed, the CD player gone, the alarm wires cut, and a note that said, "Try again." FML
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tab13 0
A bit of advice LEAVE
ZeGuitarist 7
And apparently people of any age, sex or ethnicity can have the grammar of a mongoloid snail.
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Comments (90)
Gucci_Girl 2
That sucks donky ass hole; thats gross.
Shae84 0
45- Get your illiterate ass off the computer and go read a book or two.
TattedDownJah 2
lol
missmarley93 1
were you in dove springs? lol that's a really bad area in austin.
UberFail79 0
Or Houston. Seeing as how I'm a HPD officer, and my wife grew up in a rough part of Houston as well, I can draw you a map of all the ghetto areas from memory. I've had to take down so many wannabe drug dealers and pimps, I can tell you that about the only effective car security mechanism would probably be a Glock.
missmarley93 1
yeah, I forgot houston as well. my uncle is a cop and i've heard all kinds of crazy stories.
thundercats29 0
FAAALCOOON PAAAWWNCH!!!!!
dg72592_fml 0
next time you're in the ghetto take the bus... public transport all the way...
dg72592_fml 0
why would you guys say "YDI for having friends in the ghetto", that's ******* out of line. honestly stop being judgemental
bradensfml 0
wait saying your in the nasty part if town is racist? waaa? that's strange cause assiming it's rAcist is racist
ohhdamn 0
http://www.ihatehayley.com/index.php?id=635dc5a19b92b1d45d771fa841350677
davidle1 0
add a car alarm to your car. I had my car radio stolen 3 times from crap cars. one time the cops sent me a letter stating they got my radio and I should come and claim it. I went to claim it only to find an unknown cop had stolen it.
bulll_crap 0
mouhahahaha that was me ( jk )