Today, I visited my friend in a nasty part of town. When I saw the shattered window of the car next to me, and the missing stereo, I moved my car to a safer location. Luckily, though, I have a common car, so the thieves were able to jimmy the lock and steal my stereo without making any noise. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my car was broken into. They broke the passenger side window and took my radio system. But they didn't take the remote for it. FML
Today, someone stole my laptop from my car. However, they were nice enough to relock the doors after they smashed in the window. FML
Today, I woke up to the sound of my car being stolen. FML
Today, I came out to find my truck window broken. They broke into my truck to yank out the stereo. It was unlocked the whole time. FML
Today, I walked out of my boyfriend's house to see my car window smashed in and my steering wheel cover stolen. I was only staying at his place because there had been a rash of vehicle break-ins in my neighborhood. FML
Today, I was playfully walking back to my car with my girlfriend. My door was unlocked. I then noticed my car had stuff scattered inside. A bum had just robbed and ransacked my car. FML
Today, I couldn't get into my car. In an attempt to get in, I broke a window. As I climbed in, the actual owner of the car walked up. Mine was across the street. FML
Today, I wanted to go shopping in my new car that I bought just a month ago. When I stepped outside, I saw someone had smashed the driver side's window. They didn't even steal anything. FML
Today, I replaced my car's windscreen wipers, after someone stole the last pair. After I finished, I went indoors for a drink. When I returned, the new ones had been stolen too. FML
Today, I got a new CD player for my car and an alarm installed for added security. After work, I saw my windows smashed, the CD player gone, the alarm wires cut, and a note that said, "Try again." FML
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tab13 0
A bit of advice LEAVE
ZeGuitarist 7
And apparently people of any age, sex or ethnicity can have the grammar of a mongoloid snail.
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Comments (90)
TattedDownJah 2
Eat a dick so what I put still instead of steal u knew WTF I ment bitches
iSwag 0
@ 45: if you could refrain from commenting I would very much appreciate it...it's quite embarassing
exoticfuck 0
YDI for being in texas and also for goin to visit your "friend" im sure your friend is a pharmacist rite? maybe a street pharmacist??
Freeze_fml 17
Hahaha.. Floridians.
1LL337 0
shouldn't have even been there in the first place YDI
ralphyr 0
Wow. That is awful. At least you weren't in the middle of an 8.8 earthquake. Man, I would hate to have your life. Tragic.
DreamerofWorlds 0
I hate people who do this. FML is NOT about someone's life actually being ******. This site would be pretty damned depressing if it were.
CheshireHalli 19
Thank you. It's irritating when people do this. The site is supposed to be funny, not depressing. If you don't like it, click the red "x" in the top right.
DreamerofWorlds 0
Here here! :D
ghostwitch1863 0
fyl for going to the ghetto
amandansqueak 0
brilliant!
blastvortex 4
You know the solution then — don't visit that part of town.
louie111887 0
ydi for having ghetto friends
hifatpeople 0
learn how to break into cars and do everything you can to make sure that you can't even break in.
buttshapedfruit 0
ydi for entering such a foul town I da first place