Today, I was out shopping for bras. While in one store, I couldn't seem to find any in my size. When I asked an employee for help, they took one look at my chest and said, "Maybe you should try our girls' section, we have a lot of training bras." I'm 25. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I went to an underwear shop. An employee suggested me a push-up bra. I was wearing one. FML
Today, at 21 years old, I am still so flat chested that I can't even fit into training bras meant for 12 year olds. FML
Today, I went to Victoria's Secret to get fitted for a new bra since mine weren't fitting properly. To my amazement, I wasn't a 32A, but a 32AA. I might as well have craters on my chest. FML
Today, I took my mom to Victoria's Secret to help her find a bra. She made me try one on to see if it looked good on me. Turns out we have the same cup size. I'm a guy. FML
Today, I went to Victoria's Secret to buy a bra. A woman sized me and then gave me a bra to try on in the fitting room. To my pleasure, it seemed to fit well. The woman who had sized me came in to check on me and replied, "Yeah, it happens. Not everyone can be symmetrical." FML
Today, I went out with my boyfriend and thought I'd wear two bras under my singlet-top to make my chest look bigger. Upon leaving Target, one of the security guards noticed the extra straps and accused me of shoplifting. I had to spend the next 20 minutes explaining the situation to security. FML
Today, I was trying on bras in a shop when a little kid stuck their head under my stall. I was completely topless and completely surprised when they asked if I was their mommy. I'm 16. FML
Today, I was in the gym when I noticed three trainers who worked there staring at me. Thinking that they were checking me out, i turned the speed on the treadmill higher. Finally one of the trainers came over, and asked me to leave until I got a sports bra that actually worked. FML
Today, I was working at Target when an old woman asked me if I could help her find her favorite bra. I asked what brand it was when she replied "I'll check the tag". She lifted up the front of her shirt, and flipped one cup of her bra inside out. I saw everything. FML
Today, I was at the store buying some feminine products. At the cash register, the clerk said to me "Dude, you know those are for girls right?" I am a 30 year old woman. FML
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Elamdri 0
All you need is a handful. I'm just sayin. Besides, I'd take tiny, natural boobs over big, fake boobs any day.
ds576 0
Hey, there's nothing wrong with smaller boobs...I think my girlfriend's a-cups are the sexiest things out there!
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Comments (178)
Khalavaster 0
Would you buy socks if you had no feet? why u lookin for bras?
Shyman4ever 0
Small natural boobs>big fake boobs. Be happy.
qwertification 0
yiu dont need a boob job look most girls think guys only care about boobs being big im a guy and dont care much a guy will still like you
anaizidrovo 0
ouch that sucks! I'm 14 and already a cup B/C.. :(
ariissocutelike 0
I was a D at your age. Be Grateful.
glitterbabe224 0
well you could try like 30A ? I don't know if they sell those out of kids..hmm. I'm thinking boob jobb, solve the problamo.
glitterbabe224 0
28 , you kinda look like Channing Tatum in that picture, hahaha okkay, buubye!
glitterbabe224 0
I take back when I said get a boob jobb, cause after reading a few comments I see guys like small boobs.. who knew?! so, justt be comftorable in your body(:
kweenbitch 0
yup, live your lives according to what "guys like". you people are a ******* disappointment.
ariissocutelike 0
You should be grateful. I'm 15 and an F..... My birthday present next year is a reduction. I'm a freshman in highschool and constantly teased for my boob size. Please Don't complain....
kweenbitch 0
most of you are ******* morons. my boobs are big, perky, soft and FAKE. you all are obviously ignorant on the subject of plastic surgery. go educate yourselves on the topic before spewing nonsense online. I had b's before my surgery and now DD and LOVE them. (my hubby loves them as well, but I did it for ME.) btw, looking at your little boy, square, flat, milk-carton bodies is gross. dumbasses.
meggy2010 5
hey at lest you can find your size anywhere. I wear a 32 F have to go to special places to get my bras, pay $80 for each one and their not even pretty. my sexiest bra is a plan Jane black bra. so just be thankfull. and as someone said, a handfuls all you need!