Today, I went camping with my family. While I was using the shower house, my sister decided it'd be hilarious to run off with my clothes and towel. I ran back to the camper, completely naked, only for my parents to bitch me out for streaking. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was at a water park with my family. While on the 100ft slide, my father decided it would be a great idea to pants me. I slipped and went down the 100ft slide naked for everyone to see. FML
Today, I took a shower in a beach house we're renting for the week. Once I get out, I realize the house doesn't supply towels, my entire family was outside in the front yard, my phone was upstairs, and there are no blinds. I stood under a ceiling fan naked for 20 minutes trying to dry off. FML
Today, my sister snuck into the bathroom while I was in the shower (the lock is broken) and took my clothes and towels. I came out and quickly went to my room. As I went in, my sister was sitting on my bed with two friends watching TV. I instantly covered up, but they saw everything. FML
Today, I took my sister and her friend to the new swimming pool in our area. They wanted to go down one of the slides, so I went up with them. At the top of the stairs, my sister's friend kicked me in the balls and then pulled my trunks off. They pushed me down the slide naked. FML
Today, my younger sister and I were camping when, during the middle of the night, she asked me if I could take her to the toilets as she was scared. I told her to go by herself or go behind the tent. Thirty seconds later, she peed on me. FML
Today, I took my clothes off for a shower at an RV campsite. I started running the water when I noticed there was a pack of hornets in the bathroom. I stood there, stark naked, waiting for a chance to get out, for four hours. FML
Today, I was taking a shower outside at my fiancé's beach house. I was struggling to take my bikini bottoms off, so I started to walk backwards to step out of it. Little did I know that I had pushed the door open. My fiancé, his family, and my family all saw me bend over naked. FML
Today, I decided to tan naked in a secluded part of my yard, so I wouldn't get tan lines. I even felt adventurous enough to leave my bikini and towel inside. This idea backfired however when my mom stopped home from work, assumed I wasn't home, and locked all the doors before she left again. FML
Today, I went for a picnic by the river in the forest with my grandma. I forgot to bring a swimsuit, and wasn't wearing any underwear either, so she just made me go naked. I got caught fully naked by some dirt bikers when I went to find a spot to pee. My grandma just laughed, really hard. FML
Today, due to an incident with the dishwasher, a coat rack and my bathrobe, I ended up locked out of my house, naked as a jaybird. I had to hide in the backyard for several hours until my family got home from their various activities to get back in. They still haven't stopped laughing at me. FML
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Top comments
ironik69 31
Tattle! Tattle like there's no tomorrow!
DerrickJames 33
Cross it off your bucket list and call it a day.
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Comments (65)
kurodansei 16
If you were woth friends I'd bet you wouldn't be in a stitch of trouble.
NoDontKillMe 19
Wait-- Streaking with friends is acceptable, but around parents it isn't? What kind of friends do you have?!
Treveyon56 14
Hopefully female friends.
wowthatissad 9
Yikes. Being naked in front of your family= awkward
8born8 18
lol for my 21st birthday my mum and i went skinny dipping together with her 3 sisters. there's no shame we're all the same.!!!
jamnglamgirlie 17
That's when you throw her clothes in some water while she's bathing.
jsp16 24
We need some pictures for evidence that this took place OP
badluckross 21
I think you guys l should have a prank war. Best pranker gets all rights and loser has to own up to the parents for everything they have done + the winners mistakes.
xninix_fml 36
Get her back! :) Maybe like someone else already said put nair in her shampoo ;P
love_rainydays 7
Siblings...
WildWonder808 14
I would definitely take all of her clothes and hide it when she is sleeping.
xninix_fml 36
Great idea! :)
Zebediabolical 45
This is why I don't use shower houses or other isolated public shower facilities. I just wash myself in the lake or river where we swim. I don't use soap or shampoo or anything but it gets me clean enough that I don't smell and besides, isn't roughing it what camping is all about?
xninix_fml 36
but lakes are usually filthy.. what with some people peeing in them I can for one say I have never peed in one but that's because I've never been in one.
crisanba 18
Did you tell them she took your shit?