Today, I took a shower in a beach house we're renting for the week. Once I get out, I realize the house doesn't supply towels, my entire family was outside in the front yard, my phone was upstairs, and there are no blinds. I stood under a ceiling fan naked for 20 minutes trying to dry off. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was taking a shower outside at my fiancé's beach house. I was struggling to take my bikini bottoms off, so I started to walk backwards to step out of it. Little did I know that I had pushed the door open. My fiancé, his family, and my family all saw me bend over naked. FML
Today, I went camping with my family. While I was using the shower house, my sister decided it'd be hilarious to run off with my clothes and towel. I ran back to the camper, completely naked, only for my parents to bitch me out for streaking. FML
Today, I went tanning on the beach. I found a nice spot close to shore and laid there with my towel and sunglasses. A few hours later, I awoke to waves splashing at me. My towel was soaked and my sunglasses must have washed off the shore. Damn high tide. FML
Today, I took my clothes off for a shower at an RV campsite. I started running the water when I noticed there was a pack of hornets in the bathroom. I stood there, stark naked, waiting for a chance to get out, for four hours. FML
Today, due to an incident with the dishwasher, a coat rack and my bathrobe, I ended up locked out of my house, naked as a jaybird. I had to hide in the backyard for several hours until my family got home from their various activities to get back in. They still haven't stopped laughing at me. FML
Today, I fell in the shower and the doors jammed shut. I was stuck in there for hours, waiting for my parents to come home. They had to open the door for me while I was still naked inside. FML
Today, I was trying to be extra productive and washed all my clothes at once, including my bedding. I hung everything to dry and only realized too late that I had no dry sheets to sleep in. I ended up sleeping on a bare mattress, wrapped in a bath towel, like some kind of sad burrito. FML
Today, the toilet on the top floor of my house burst, soaked the bathroom, and water dripped down into the kitchen and the basement for hours when nobody was home. Eight blowers and a dehumidifier later, the house is about 90 degrees and I can't leave. FML
Today, I came home to my bed and most of my room soaking wet. This morning, my mom thought it would be "smart" to warm up my room by opening the skylight above my bed. There were heavy showers all day today. FML
Today, after getting out of the shower, I was in a good mood. So I decided to run around the house naked, then play air guitar while air drying, just for fun. My blinds were open, and the men in the Fedex truck in my front yard did have fun. FML
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veryst00pid 0
wait if you're at a beachhouse shouldn't you have towels for when you go to the beach?
Sun_Kissed18 25
Oo well at least no one saw you right?
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Sun_Kissed18 25
Oo well at least no one saw you right?
bekahshae 0
I say your life doesn't suck, that's freakin awesome. I wish I could do that every time I took a shower.
KumoFF7 3
YDI for eating babies.
katsoplat 0
YDI for menstruating.
djb23 0
pics or it didn't happen ;)
TrueFear94 0
YDI for being black
unkinged44 0
I DO do that with a air conditioner
oogyboogy 6
i do that with my clothes dryer
kingofstuff 0
YDI for having random sex with spiders
ReasonsToFly 0
YDI FOR WEARING BLUE
ninaaftermath 0
Ydi for peeing on monkeys
RhymePrime 7
YDI for showering
Megan36 3
holy s*it my family go's to the beach in North Carolina...we rent a beach house for one week also...
missalkali 8
go's?!?? have you gone to school?! ever?!
cjl922 17
Yea, go's to school
RJB 0
sucks for you. :-p
cuterthanuthink 0
lol wow
mrlucky4444 0
That's hilarious
Knight05 0
Third!
theapplekid 0
FAIL!!
DieterDerBlau 0
damn woman, no spare sheets?? no nothing? Way to prepare!!!!
cha40_fml 0
yea like she couldve used the shirt she was wearing before getting in the shower or something... not just stand there for 20 minutes... and even if she did dry after 20 minutes, how did she get clothes to put on or something to cover her self to get out of the bathroom?
T1A2Z3 35
I think she wanted to be dry before she put her clothes back on
arsewipe92 0
Yeah, how about using the toilet paper there? There MUST have been some, and you could've just bought some more later.
gars56 5
They are at a beach house... Shouldn't there bd beach towels?
veryst00pid 0
wait if you're at a beachhouse shouldn't you have towels for when you go to the beach?
anonymous3000_fml 0
YDI for not checking to see if there were towels BEFORE getting in the shower.
krs1234 0
YDI for not knowing that most beach houses don't supply towels and you usually need to order them out from a linen service or bring them
djk 0
why do gay faggets always have to say they moderated this and then put a smiley face? NOBODY CARES THAT YOU MODERATED IT!!! GET A LIFE!!!
Say_hi 0
I moderated this. xD Pics or it didn't happen.
caitlin21holly 0
maybe he's on crack