Today, my husband has some issues, and has been going to therapy every week after losing his job, so I've been paying the therapist's hourly rate. Turns out they’ve been using the hour to fuck like bunnies, no therapy has ever taken place, and I’ve been paying for it. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I found out my fiancé has been sleeping with his therapist behind my back. If that wasn't bad enough on its own, I'd talked him into starting therapy six months ago to help with his mental health troubles, and have been mostly paying for it. FML
Today, my therapist broke up with me after almost 3 years. I can’t pay people to listen to my problems. FML
Today, I found out that while I see a therapist for my trust issues, my husband sleeps with our nanny. FML
Today, I realized it's been over a month since my last therapy session. My therapist canceled on me and never got back in touch to reschedule. FML
Today, I was out with friends when one of them started complaining about having to spend $50 on two copays for his therapist. He makes more a week than I do in three, and I can't even get seen by any type of healthcare professional because nowhere is accepting new patients. FML
Today, I found out that my boyfriend's "therapy" meetings have been with my best friend, in his truck. FML
Today, I paid for my man to get a massage while we were on vacation. The hour passes and he wasn't answering his phone or texts. I go to the room and he’s just getting out of the shower. I come to find out she is high on ketamine, and he said they kissed. He still denies it. This is what I get for getting him a massage. FML
Today, my husband actually tried to pay me to forget about the affair that he's been having. FML
Today, after months of asking my massage therapist boyfriend to work on me, and him always saying he’s too tired to do so, I called my local spa to make an appointment. He then screamed at me for wasting money and for going to the competition when he could just do the job himself. I'm confused too. FML
Today, I found out my husband has been sleeping with one of the women in our marriage counselling group. FML
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Rake 18
That actually beat the person that was waiting in the car... BTW in most countries, this is considered illegal and unethical and the said bunny might lose her/his license.
slhiggx 17
Law suit
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Comments (8)
Rake 18
That actually beat the person that was waiting in the car... BTW in most countries, this is considered illegal and unethical and the said bunny might lose her/his license.
RichardPencil 32
Ever heard Marvin Gaye's "Sexual Healing?"
slhiggx 17
Law suit
DarkAngelsBlade 25
So first and foremost you can sue them both second you can get her fired for malpractice because she's ******* a patient because you're paying her so tada ruin them both
Suaria 38
Not sure where you are but this is definitely grounds for getting the person's license revoked. It is unethical to **** a client while in psych
Taurus_ChicKa 37
And that's when you file a malpractice suit/complaint. The therapist could lose her license for that.
cpguru24 18
Inexcusable!!! Do you have the therapists contact info?