Today, my girlfriend gave me a choice of having a circumcision or breaking up with her. Either way I'm going to lose something I hold dear. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my girlfriend of 3 weeks gave me an ultimatum: marry her, or she kills herself. FML
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Today, the man I thought I'd marry dumped me in a parking lot, because I insisted that any boys would be circumcised so my son wouldn't be confused. He literally said, "Circumcision is a deal breaker. Get out of my car." FML
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Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because of a bad haircut. She was the one who cut my hair. FML
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Today, I found out that I need a hysterectomy. When I told my boyfriend of 2 years, he broke up with me, because he didn't have time to "coddle my feelings". FML
Today, I got the haircut I've been wanting for ages. I then called my girlfriend of two years and asked what she would do if I got a haircut. She told me she would dump me and then invited me to her house for dinner. I'm scared to go. FML
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Sparx1_1 16
Lose the girl. It's one thing if she wants you to change your hair style it's another thing entirely to chop off a piece of your dick for no valid medical reason.
mariri9206 32
Agreed. You can find a better girl. You shouldn't have to be in a relationship where there are ultimatums, especially ones that involve unnecessary surgery.
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Comments (99)
lilithfury 23
I wish my husband was circumcised. But I'm not gonna force him to get one, or even mention to him that it repulses me. Your body. Your decision.
lukian_fml 29
How bad is your smegma? :o
kalbrek009 20
Lose her, not part of your manhood. There's a million control freaks out there and she sounds like she's running for president of that club.
Atmey 5
I might understand if she asked you to cut your dick, not just give the skin a bit of haircut.
QueenAfrodite 8
That's genital mutilation. I wouldn't have my son circumsized let along ask a grown man to. Ditch the girl. In tact is better any way lol.
ShockingEmber 7
dump her
wickedgetz 30
looks like a lose lose situation you in... which 1 did you lose?
Jerry Leberer 12
I'm not changing for anyone