Today, the man I thought I'd marry dumped me in a parking lot, because I insisted that any boys would be circumcised so my son wouldn't be confused. He literally said, "Circumcision is a deal breaker. Get out of my car." FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my girlfriend gave me a choice of having a circumcision or breaking up with her. Either way I'm going to lose something I hold dear. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me because I have an 'outie' belly button, and he didn't want our potential kids to have one. FML
Today, after agreeing to marry my boyfriend, he started spouting crap about converting to his religion, and how I’d need to take lessons from his mother on how to be a proper wife to him at all times, like, EXCUSE ME, WHO THE FUCK DO YOU THINK YOU’RE TALKING TO? DUMPED. See ya later, douchebag. FML
Today, the girl I'd been seeing for a few weeks lost her mind and yanked my car's e-brake while we were on the highway. Why? Because I said I wasn't really interested in having kids. Guess I'll cross that relationship off as a "hell no". FML
Today, my boyfriend decided he's asexual and dumped me on the spot. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me because I took a walk without asking for permission. He thought guys would be hitting on me the entire walk, and that I chose to go alone to pick up numbers. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me he doesn't think he should marry me, because I have kids. They're his kids. FML
Today, I told my boyfriend that I didn't want to go out with him because I was having a fat day. After ten minutes of fighting, he threw a ring box on the floor and stormed out. I basically refused his proposal because of my body issues. FML
Today, my boyfriend thought it'd be a good idea to break up with me in his car. I had to walk home. FML
Today, I told my boyfriend of two years that I wanted to get married eventually, and there's no way to talk me out of it. He broke up with me immediately. FML
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bigredmonkeybutt 30
Today, the woman I thought I would marry told me that any sons we have would have to have their genitals mutilated. FML
tiptoppc 21
Confused about what? And would you get yourself circumcised? Circumcision is not needed on boys, and it’s misinformation that lead to a campaign in the 70’s/80’s over claims of hygiene that made a lot of boys circumcised. Myself was a victim of this campaign. Many times this caused nerve damage and even ended up with worse where botched circumcision ended up with no penis after that. There’s documentaries where this happened and they just told the parents to raise them as a girl. Unfortunately it also removes a protection from many stds making it more vulnerable to transfer them and the foreskin also lubricates and protects the gland at the end. Please read into why circumcising is so bad. And if it’s over a religious thing, **** you and your religion because that irrational thoughts have caused a lot of damage no matter the religion or justification.
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tiptoppc 21
Confused about what? And would you get yourself circumcised? Circumcision is not needed on boys, and it’s misinformation that lead to a campaign in the 70’s/80’s over claims of hygiene that made a lot of boys circumcised. Myself was a victim of this campaign. Many times this caused nerve damage and even ended up with worse where botched circumcision ended up with no penis after that. There’s documentaries where this happened and they just told the parents to raise them as a girl. Unfortunately it also removes a protection from many stds making it more vulnerable to transfer them and the foreskin also lubricates and protects the gland at the end. Please read into why circumcising is so bad. And if it’s over a religious thing, **** you and your religion because that irrational thoughts have caused a lot of damage no matter the religion or justification.
angus 17
You’re an idiot!
rick 10
WTF
Petit Etre Malfaisant 23
He is right, there is no justification for circumcision.
thinman12345 17
How dare he be so against genital mutilation, unless there is a legit medical necessity then leave your child in one piece.
bigredmonkeybutt 30
Today, the woman I thought I would marry told me that any sons we have would have to have their genitals mutilated. FML
FluffythePink 23
It's horrific to mutilate female genitals but it's not only perfectly fine to mutilate boys, it's a massive industry in some countries... Looking at you America because you do it purely for the profit. Zero religious reasons, not that that makes it any better. STOP ******* MUTILATING CHILDREN.
GoogieWithers 25
I think it is a lucky escape for him and his future sons.
JackWood 21
I have to side with no circ. Don't ask me why it's not good.
Morten Bork 6
you are the one that issued the ultimatum, yet he is the one being a jerk for not insisting his opinion is correct? perhaps the problem is you.