Today, I went over to talk to my boss. I must have snuck up on her because she was masturbating through her pants. She stopped and I had to chat away, pretending I didn't notice. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I caught my coworker masturbating in the bathroom. This was during her shift, while I was mopping the bathroom floors. FML
Today, my manager called when I was watching porn. I picked up after pausing the video, but somehow the video kept playing. I'm pretty sure she definitely heard. FML
Today, I walked in on my boss masturbating in the supply room of our restaurant. I pretended I didn't see him and quickly closed the door. About five minutes later, he came out, cupped my face in his hands and told me I was getting promoted. I'm happy, but scarred for life. FML
Today, I walked into the restroom at work, only to find my boss stroking and playing with himself. I have my annual performance assessment with him in an hour. FML
Today, I had to explain to my boss that masturbating in public is inappropriate. This isn't the first time this has taken place. FML
Today, I walked into the bathroom at work, and in the stall next to me I could hear someone pleasuring himself. I decided to let my boss know what was going on, but it turns out that it was my boss in the stall next to me. FML
Today, my boyfriend, who is also my boss, was giving me a blowjob at work. Halfway through, his boss knocked on the door and I had to quickly get dressed and slip out the other door. After leaving, I realized that I was still barefoot and I had to walk back to my desk in front of my colleagues. FML
Today, I was accused of masturbating during work. I was actually just getting something out of my pocket. FML
Today, I was in the restroom at work, snickering at some funny stories on my phone while I took a dump. Little did I know that the asshole in the next stall would report me to our boss, claiming he'd heard weird noises, then looked over the divider and witnessed me jacking off to porn. FML
Today, I ran into my boss outside of work. She smiled, and started trying to have an in-depth chat with me. I wouldn't have minded, if it weren't for the fact I ran into her at a club, whilst they were having a BDSM theme night. And we were both fully dressed up for it. FML
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Top comments
Zappaz 32
Actually sounds like the start of a porno
xoxoblondee 31
At least she didn't continue whilst making eye contact.
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Comments (65)
amileah13 26
I would have turned and walked away, awkwardly mentioning that I would just talk later. Had to have been mortifying on both parts, but I'm not exactly sure what she was thinking in masturbating while at work. There's a huge chance she could get caught and you were the unfortunate soul to catch her doing it. Sorry op :/
fangirlofthings 21
May not have been masterbaiting either, she could have just had an itch. I know I have looked like I was molesting myself over the pants when really just trying to scratch an itch in that general area.
sturschaedel 27
I don't think that makes it any better.
iddrugo666 5
I would have offered to help her....
sharpie2434 12
And lose your job for sexual harassment?
Chinhull 22
It could have been worse.. much worse
Xion0014 20
Caught her red handed!
sturschaedel 27
The probability for this is about 25%.
Goblin182 27
more like wet handed
Colon_Man 17
Maybe less than 25% - if the carpet doesn't match the drapes.
Xion0014 20
Lol! Thats a good one!
Lorrali 16
Tell her give me a raise then i wont tell anyone
hoosiergirl94 31
I would never be able to hide what I just saw from her
ndnpride88 25
Should've asked if she needed help with her project at hand lol
LegionRapier61 8
Should of offered her a hand.
vikky538 29
Where do you work?
Frillwee95 12
That's not creepy at all....