Today, I went over to talk to my boss. I must have snuck up on her because she was masturbating through her pants. She stopped and I had to chat away, pretending I didn't notice. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I caught my coworker masturbating in the bathroom. This was during her shift, while I was mopping the bathroom floors. FML
Today, my manager called when I was watching porn. I picked up after pausing the video, but somehow the video kept playing. I'm pretty sure she definitely heard. FML
Today, I walked in on my boss masturbating in the supply room of our restaurant. I pretended I didn't see him and quickly closed the door. About five minutes later, he came out, cupped my face in his hands and told me I was getting promoted. I'm happy, but scarred for life. FML
Today, I walked into the restroom at work, only to find my boss stroking and playing with himself. I have my annual performance assessment with him in an hour. FML
Today, I had to explain to my boss that masturbating in public is inappropriate. This isn't the first time this has taken place. FML
Today, I walked into the bathroom at work, and in the stall next to me I could hear someone pleasuring himself. I decided to let my boss know what was going on, but it turns out that it was my boss in the stall next to me. FML
Today, my boyfriend, who is also my boss, was giving me a blowjob at work. Halfway through, his boss knocked on the door and I had to quickly get dressed and slip out the other door. After leaving, I realized that I was still barefoot and I had to walk back to my desk in front of my colleagues. FML
Today, I was accused of masturbating during work. I was actually just getting something out of my pocket. FML
Today, I was in the restroom at work, snickering at some funny stories on my phone while I took a dump. Little did I know that the asshole in the next stall would report me to our boss, claiming he'd heard weird noises, then looked over the divider and witnessed me jacking off to porn. FML
Today, I ran into my boss outside of work. She smiled, and started trying to have an in-depth chat with me. I wouldn't have minded, if it weren't for the fact I ran into her at a club, whilst they were having a BDSM theme night. And we were both fully dressed up for it. FML
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Top comments
Zappaz 32
Actually sounds like the start of a porno
xoxoblondee 31
At least she didn't continue whilst making eye contact.
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Comments (65)
dudechef 8
You didn't ask her if she needed a hand? Add another skill to your resume
urake 10
I would have walked in, saw it, and said I'd come back at a more convenient time and walk back out lol
jenninator93 18
or until you can catch a bathroom break
justsayingbeach 15
Seriously don't believe this
missyfiona89 28
Could have offered to lend a hand. ^.
worldclassrager 41
If someone walks in on you masturbating look them in the eye and finish...
PANDORUM89 21
perhaps she was scratching? maybe she's having a YI moment and its unbearable so she finally gave in and did the rub itch thing. I've been told that a YI can feel like poison ivy it gets so itchy and I get poison ivy every year and it itches sooooo bad that I cave and scratch, but it feels so good to scratch that I have to force myself to stop. so. maybe it just LOOKED like she was masturbating but really she was in a vicious itch cycle.
chuchusheep 19
just...why.
tbutch70 1
The question is, is she hot?
Witchylady 18
That is just so inappropriate in the workplace