Today, I found out that my classmates hate me so much that they have a seating arrangement where people have to sit next to me on a rotating basis. A fight broke out yesterday because someone tried to skip their turn. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I found out what the two girls I sit near to fight about every day: seating. The loser has to sit next to me. FML
Today, I was sitting in class when I overheard a group talking about how much they don't like me. When they saw me there, they burst out laughing. FML
Today, my freshman students got in a fist fight over a chair. FML
Today, I found out why two of my friends race downstairs to each other to the cafeteria everyday at lunch; apparently there's only one free seat at the table with the rest of their friends, and the loser has to eat lunch with me. FML
Today, while on the bus, I found out the seat I'd taken was the preferred spot of a very hostile and extremely overweight freshman. Instead of letting me find different place to sit, she half sat on me, and completely ignored my attempts to dislodge myself all the way to school. FML
Today, it's my first day of high school. It's also my first day of a three-day in-school suspension. The reason? I sat next to a girl and she immediately got up and told the teacher that she didn't "feel safe". FML
Today, it was our class field trip. I got five dollars from ten different people because they wanted me to sit away from them. FML
Today, two girls who are in my class tried to talk to me about each other, not knowing the other had already spoken to me. They are best friends, but also hate each other, and seem to have taken me as the one to shit talk to about each other constantly. FML
Today, we got a new seating arrangement in my science class. I'm now sitting between two people who have spent the last 20 minutes whispering dirty things to one another. FML
Today, a girl in my class threw a temper tantrum. Why? Because she wanted my seat. We're in high school. FML
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sayhey22 19
Musical chairs... Haters style
azk3000 9
At that point its probably at least partially your fault...
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FluffyWizdom 15
you should just sit in the middle of the class
DocBastard 40
There has to be a reason why everyone hates you. A) You smell like Satan's garbage B) You're an asshole C) You never shut your mouth D) You are the guy that draws dead people all over your notebook Figure out which one it is, and then STOP ******* DOING IT.
anythingmustbe 18
I just tested positive for all four. It all makes so much sense now...
kozzard 17
doc, on this I have to disagree with you. sometimes, people make a snap decision on whether someone deserves to be treated with respect or not, then refuse to ever change that opinion.
nightbirdblue 27
Kids hate on other kids for sometimes the most stupid of reasons. Those options are possibilities, but the kids could just be being mean to be mean. The group mentality could of even fell into play. It could of started off with a couple of kids not liking the OP for whatever reason, and eventually the rest started doing it too over time. (Possibly with the kids not in the know being forced to sit by the OP and then made fun of for being friends with the OP.) Just a couple possibilities though..
docscientist 10
Considering a fight broke out over it, it sounds like they fetishized this as a group to single out one person. Groups of people when trying to fit are stupid.
outoftown 27
Doc, it could be (e). As billyz77 put it well at #45: ".... he was born in the wrong part of the world or he has a different religion or believes in, GASP, evolution."
gotaplanstan 28
You forgot... E) OP is Seth from Superbad, and he's in 4th grade
XxQueenofPuppets 10
There isn't always a reason. I still deal with it in college. I assume it's because I go to a college full of rich wealthy students who have only seen life as either the popular kids in high school or through money-tinted glasses. On the really bad days I just get myself a hot chocolate and pretend that most of them don't exist.
MidnaLink 35
I vote C) Love your stories, by the way.
TheDrifter 24
There's always a reason. While you judge them, they judge you. If every single person in the class doesn't fit your criteria as likeable, perhaps you're just too judgmental and come across as bitter or hateful?
alwayswinning123 7
What did you do to make them hate you that much?
KiddNYC1O 22
Bit his thumb at them.
Redglare 8
If that many people have a shared hate for you, there's a reason. I doubt that many people are being assholes for fun. But who knows.
meso222 8
People don't need more reason then that their friend doesn't and if your cool then You wont. I went through it all the way into 11th grade. Better saying **** them and doin your own thing. If you have no enemies your doing something wrong.
Redglare 8
Hate to break it to you, but when everybody hates you, you're also doing something wrong.
fioonnnaaa 8
yikes
McNikk 15
Is there a reason why people hate you? I'd like to know before I say whether you deserved it or not.
RoseBlack123 37
Maybe try to find out why? I mean they can't hate you for no reason. And once you know the problem you can definitely fix it! :)
stacey_92 12
who cares about them, if they want to treat you that way and have no time to get to know you then you shouldn't care what they think. Just ignore them and have fun.
simplysarcastics 26
Don't worry about them, they are just singling you out for whatever reason i am not sure, but it does not seem right. Just ignore it op, if they are those kind of people i wouldn't want them near me anyway. So next time this happens just say i don't care, keep your scary asses away from me bitches!!!
Jay_Dee_14 7
I'm that girl that everyone avoids in my class too... I feel you man.. :/