Today, I found out that my classmates hate me so much that they have a seating arrangement where people have to sit next to me on a rotating basis. A fight broke out yesterday because someone tried to skip their turn. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I found out what the two girls I sit near to fight about every day: seating. The loser has to sit next to me. FML
Today, I was sitting in class when I overheard a group talking about how much they don't like me. When they saw me there, they burst out laughing. FML
Today, my freshman students got in a fist fight over a chair. FML
Today, I found out why two of my friends race downstairs to each other to the cafeteria everyday at lunch; apparently there's only one free seat at the table with the rest of their friends, and the loser has to eat lunch with me. FML
Today, while on the bus, I found out the seat I'd taken was the preferred spot of a very hostile and extremely overweight freshman. Instead of letting me find different place to sit, she half sat on me, and completely ignored my attempts to dislodge myself all the way to school. FML
Today, it's my first day of high school. It's also my first day of a three-day in-school suspension. The reason? I sat next to a girl and she immediately got up and told the teacher that she didn't "feel safe". FML
Today, it was our class field trip. I got five dollars from ten different people because they wanted me to sit away from them. FML
Today, two girls who are in my class tried to talk to me about each other, not knowing the other had already spoken to me. They are best friends, but also hate each other, and seem to have taken me as the one to shit talk to about each other constantly. FML
Today, we got a new seating arrangement in my science class. I'm now sitting between two people who have spent the last 20 minutes whispering dirty things to one another. FML
Today, a girl in my class threw a temper tantrum. Why? Because she wanted my seat. We're in high school. FML
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sayhey22 19
Musical chairs... Haters style
azk3000 9
At that point its probably at least partially your fault...
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Comments (145)
zaaronj 8
U is a shady hoe
BlackBlazeCobra 16
What did you do to make people hate you?
Ibeatmyself 3
I was that guy when i was in school keep your head up school is only temporary after school those people will never matter to you
aikhan 16
you can always sit with me :) they're a bunch of idiots.
fadingaway 17
It's okay, OP. In grade 7 my class was taken to a restaurant and there was only one seat still open so a girl started crying because she had to sit next to me. I wasn't an asshole or anything, just different (quiet, into books, not into sports). People in school tend to be jerks. Unless you're the one being the jerk, don't worry about it - just ignore them. Fitting in at school isn't important. You'll find your place.
loveingit 7
Forget them. School will be over soon. It seems like a long time but it is not. Just suck it up. Good times to come!!! People suck sorry OP
hunterhoyt44 5
Do you smell? :P
lemonsandsugar 1
I'm seeing one of two possibilities here. 1: You're misunderstood and you should literally leave that place far behind asap. 2: You might need to re-evaluate yourself and how you treat others. No judgement, it could seriously go both ways.
interesting33 37
That is horrible. I hope you are okay.
westboundcali 13
I'm thinking of a number 1 through 20!