Today, I found out that my classmates hate me so much that they have a seating arrangement where people have to sit next to me on a rotating basis. A fight broke out yesterday because someone tried to skip their turn. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I found out what the two girls I sit near to fight about every day: seating. The loser has to sit next to me. FML
Today, I was sitting in class when I overheard a group talking about how much they don't like me. When they saw me there, they burst out laughing. FML
Today, my freshman students got in a fist fight over a chair. FML
Today, I found out why two of my friends race downstairs to each other to the cafeteria everyday at lunch; apparently there's only one free seat at the table with the rest of their friends, and the loser has to eat lunch with me. FML
Today, while on the bus, I found out the seat I'd taken was the preferred spot of a very hostile and extremely overweight freshman. Instead of letting me find different place to sit, she half sat on me, and completely ignored my attempts to dislodge myself all the way to school. FML
Today, it's my first day of high school. It's also my first day of a three-day in-school suspension. The reason? I sat next to a girl and she immediately got up and told the teacher that she didn't "feel safe". FML
Today, it was our class field trip. I got five dollars from ten different people because they wanted me to sit away from them. FML
Today, two girls who are in my class tried to talk to me about each other, not knowing the other had already spoken to me. They are best friends, but also hate each other, and seem to have taken me as the one to shit talk to about each other constantly. FML
Today, we got a new seating arrangement in my science class. I'm now sitting between two people who have spent the last 20 minutes whispering dirty things to one another. FML
Today, a girl in my class threw a temper tantrum. Why? Because she wanted my seat. We're in high school. FML
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sayhey22 19
Musical chairs... Haters style
azk3000 9
At that point its probably at least partially your fault...
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Comments (145)
amanda_jayyyy 3
Don't let them drag you down! You are a beautiful person inside and out and they are just too blind to see it! You and worth it. You are worth something.
Thatsjank 5
Take a middle seat
Thatsjank 5
The saddest ive seen all week
Dramaqueen179 7
That horrible ! Keep your chin up (:
Nyo84 8
Well, I suppose you can look on the bright side: There are people literally fighting over you. You're living the dream of attention-seeking trollops without even trying or being one of them! Now if you can figure out how to weaponize this, I think you've got your school life made.
drew12089 2
What did you do to piss these ppl off?
bethybooditom 9
Today I found out the same thing. I found out by this b*tch talking to this stupid boy about its your turn to sit next to it. So I feel your pain on this.
at0micmin3r 23
For all those people to hate you, it can't be for nothing. You MUST deserve it.
hewro_failure 11
Well if an entire class hates you maybe you should ask why...
Fatguineapig 13
That's me in school. *forever alone*