Today, I walked in on my porn addicted roommate watching a gynecology exam online. He asked me to watch it with him. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I walked in on my roommate whacking off to clown porn. FML
Today, I found out my boyfriend watches porn. Specifically, today, while I was in the shower. In the next room. We were alone in the house and he still chose porn. FML
Today, I walked in on my uncle watching porn. I realized that it was porn featuring my boyfriend, and he told me that the girl in it was "just a friend". FML
Today, I walked in on my boyfriend jacking it. He wouldn't continue and let me watch. FML
Today, I walked in on my husband jacking off to a photo of himself. FML
Today, I came home, turned on my laptop, and turned the TV on mute so I could check my email. My mom came home an hour later, took a look at me on the couch, then the TV, and asked what on earth I was watching. I looked up from my laptop and realized it was porn. FML
Today, I walked in on my roommate mid-wank because I didn’t knock before opening the door. Why was he in my room and using my computer? FML
Today, I invited my new girlfriend over for the first time. My roommate thought it would be funny to go on a porn site on my computer and leave it up. She saw it, freaked out, slapped me, and left. FML
Today, my husband walked in on me while I was masturbating and watching porn (yes women do it too). Now he thinks I’m unsatisfied with him or our sex life. All I wanted was a quick release. FML
Today, I walked in on my husband masturbating into the kitchen sink. FML
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Top comments
blinkingstarlet 15
its alarming to me that nobody's asked this question yet... WHY IS A GYNECOLOGIST EXAM POSTED ONLINE?? and is the patient aware?! that's just creepy and weird. get a new roommate lol. FYL absolutely.
TJ_fml 0
Yeah, you should probably knock first if he is addicted to ****. That one is totally your fault.
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Comments (39)
juliahockey 0
baby you and me aint nothing but mammals so let's do it like they do on the discovery channel. :)
theDRAGONking 0
what a sick bastard
Elijah69 0
A gyno procedure is what I consider modern art. Beautiful, beautiful art.
bre_the_boss 0
I feel sorry for you. Ur roomate is a creep .-.
ccubsfan94 1
At least it's not as bad as watching some guy shove a louisville slugger up a girls ass in anal **** that your sisters boyfriend is making you watch with your mom and sister. Or your sister and her boyfriend explaining all the places they had sex to you and your mom.
DaggersEdge 6
this is the part where you walk away real slowly
wRIPPERw 23
Who else but Quagmire?
GnaR_KiLL5150 12
His fetishes are weird as shit
Duriexp 20
Well, did you do it?
TheBestAround23 13
well did you?