Today, my husband walked in on me while I was masturbating and watching porn (yes women do it too). Now he thinks I’m unsatisfied with him or our sex life. All I wanted was a quick release. FML
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Today, I walked in on my husband masturbating. I thought it was hot and asked if I could join in. He threw me a disgusted look and screamed that I’d ruined the whole mood. Now we’re both unsatisfied. FML
Today, my wife caught me masturbating to porn. She screamed at me and asked why I would be masturbating when I had her to have sex with. So I asked if she wanted to have sex, she said no. FML
Today, I walked in on my husband jacking off to a photo of himself. FML
Today, I caught my husband masturbating to porn. I screamed at him and demanded to know why he was masturbating when he has a wife to have sex with. He said, "Because you always reject me?" I was about to yell back when I realized he was right. I'm a terrible wife. FML
Today, I walked in on my husband masturbating into the kitchen sink. FML
Today, I heard the sounds of women grunting in the living room. My husband knows I don't like him to watch porn, so I confronted him. He was masturbating to professional Women's tennis. FML
Today, my husband went out for a walk. My kids were tucked in bed and all the chores were done, so I finally had time to myself in a long time. I just wanted to watch porn and masturbate, but then my husband returned early to kiss me good night, and my son snuggled into my bed as he had a nightmare. Me time? Lol. FML
Today, I was looking through my husband's phone and saw porn. I was so upset and immediately collapsed to the floor crying, feeling like I'd been punched. He called me a "giant drama queen" and said he needed the release. FML
Today, after confronting my husband about lack of intimacy in our marriage, I found him playing with himself. His response to my shock was, "This is less work and less involving." FML
Today, I walked in on my boyfriend jacking it. He wouldn't continue and let me watch. FML
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BurnInDemonFire 39
Y'all need to communicate more. He shouldn't have a problem with you jilling one out, even if your sex life is "amazing". Sometimes it's just about dealing with a little extra stress.
Marcella1016 32
Some people just want a quick nut and don’t feel like engaging in full on sex. It’s weird that this has never come up with them before. I can see the husband being a little disappointed, but he shouldn’t make the wife feel bad about it. Everybody masturbates sometimes, relationship or not.
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Comments (7)
123Puppy 33
You should’ve just asked your husband for sex.
Marcella1016 32
Some people just want a quick nut and don’t feel like engaging in full on sex. It’s weird that this has never come up with them before. I can see the husband being a little disappointed, but he shouldn’t make the wife feel bad about it. Everybody masturbates sometimes, relationship or not.
Kraths 16
Minus the LDS or hardcore Christians
Marcella1016 32
Gotta say the “Caught red handed” title makes this FML kind of gross. I can’t help but think now that she was on her period while doing this and it was really messy lol
BurnInDemonFire 39
Y'all need to communicate more. He shouldn't have a problem with you jilling one out, even if your sex life is "amazing". Sometimes it's just about dealing with a little extra stress.
Lande Venter 3
Some men just don't understand. I do it when I can't sleep and I have a very active and enjoyable sex life.
sickerthanyou 13
Maybe he wanted to watch, geez
Marina Yusta 4
hey look, thats why you need sex ed.