Today, my boyfriend thought it would be romantic to pick me up, throw me over his shoulder and take me to the bedroom. Little did he know that he literally threw me over his shoulder, and I face-planted on the ground. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my boyfriend thought it would be cute to try and pick me up while kissing, instead he tripped and slammed the back of my head on the corner of the wall. FML
Today, my boyfriend picked me up bridal-style to carry me to our bed. As he carried me through the bedroom door, the dog ran between his legs and sent us both crashing to the ground. FML
Today, my boyfriend tried to be romantic by dipping me backwards and kissing me. He dropped me on my butt, then stepped on my hand while trying to help me up. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were in my backyard goofing around when he tried to pick me up. He couldn't. I jokingly tried to lift him. I did so without much effort. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I shared our first kiss. When I leaned in on him, he fell over backwards and smashed his head against the floor. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were playing around. He threw me over his shoulder and turned around, smacking my face against the wall. Then he smacked my head into the fridge after turning round to see "what that loud bang" was. FML
Today, I tried to surprise my boyfriend by jumping into his arms. He panicked, stepped aside, and I crashed into the couch. FML
Today, my boyfriend decided it would be fun to sit on my lap. In the process he landed on me so hard that he made me hit my head. Then when he turned around his elbow smacked into my nose causing it to break. FML
Today, my boyfriend graduated from boot camp. After the ceremony, I rushed over and tried to jump into his arms. This would have been romantic if he was expecting it. Instead, he fell over and we crashed onto the floor in front of everyone. FML
Today, I was exercising, laid on my back, lifting weights over my head. My boyfriend thought it would be funny to casually sit by my feet and suddenly tickle them mercilessly. Caught off guard, I started wiggling, laughed and dropped the weights. On my face. FML
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DEXter501 0
... You mean he didn't notice when you fell over? i get what she meant but seriously, what is up with the wording of some of these fmls.
TheRealFamilyGuy 5
a real romantic man likes his girls semi conscious and disorientated.
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Comments (79)
WorkThatButt 2
This is some wonderful shit
ObtrusiveDave_fml 0
little did he know huh.....
Crimsonhead 0
He... Wait. How did he not know? I think somebody needs some English lessons.
tygerarmy 35
Little did he know, because he is so muscular he didn't notice the weight of his gf was not on his shoulder. Because he bench presses cows in his spare time.
Lolzords 11
OP's boyfriend doesn't push himself up when he does push ups, he pushes the world down. :P
Iissosmart 5
shes dating chuck norris?
lilgirly89102 0
worth a shot:)
timtamslam 19
ah well, at least he tried (:
macskapingvin 0
Little did he know? I think he probably knew quite well that was what he had done, by the lack of girlfriend on his shoulder. Or do you mean he just walked into the bedroom without you in the belief that you must have lost a lot of weight?
TckleMePinkFloyd 0
Lmao. I had the same question.
hollylollyxoxo 0
"little did he know"...? so he's not aware he hurled you over his shoulder?
Vlieto23 8
well that's what happens when you date Hercules