Today, my boyfriend thought it would be romantic to pick me up, throw me over his shoulder and take me to the bedroom. Little did he know that he literally threw me over his shoulder, and I face-planted on the ground. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boyfriend thought it would be cute to try and pick me up while kissing, instead he tripped and slammed the back of my head on the corner of the wall. FML
Today, my boyfriend picked me up bridal-style to carry me to our bed. As he carried me through the bedroom door, the dog ran between his legs and sent us both crashing to the ground. FML
Today, my boyfriend tried to be romantic by dipping me backwards and kissing me. He dropped me on my butt, then stepped on my hand while trying to help me up. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were in my backyard goofing around when he tried to pick me up. He couldn't. I jokingly tried to lift him. I did so without much effort. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I shared our first kiss. When I leaned in on him, he fell over backwards and smashed his head against the floor. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were playing around. He threw me over his shoulder and turned around, smacking my face against the wall. Then he smacked my head into the fridge after turning round to see "what that loud bang" was. FML
Today, I tried to surprise my boyfriend by jumping into his arms. He panicked, stepped aside, and I crashed into the couch. FML
Today, my boyfriend decided it would be fun to sit on my lap. In the process he landed on me so hard that he made me hit my head. Then when he turned around his elbow smacked into my nose causing it to break. FML
Today, my boyfriend graduated from boot camp. After the ceremony, I rushed over and tried to jump into his arms. This would have been romantic if he was expecting it. Instead, he fell over and we crashed onto the floor in front of everyone. FML
Today, I was exercising, laid on my back, lifting weights over my head. My boyfriend thought it would be funny to casually sit by my feet and suddenly tickle them mercilessly. Caught off guard, I started wiggling, laughed and dropped the weights. On my face. FML
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DEXter501 0
... You mean he didn't notice when you fell over? i get what she meant but seriously, what is up with the wording of some of these fmls.
TheRealFamilyGuy 5
a real romantic man likes his girls semi conscious and disorientated.
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Comments (79)
easwhitey 0
Well at least he tried to be romantic
xxmollyxx 25
Cool, he must be really strong if he can actually throw you over his shoulder and down on the ground. I too would like a nice muscular boyfriend :)
TheCheyenneMorga 3
Pics or it didn't happen.
TheCheyenneMorga 3
On the bright side, you have a romantic boyfriend.
shanie123 10
fyl but that was funny to read
nistar_fml 0
yeah you are romantic
frear 0
LMAO ydi
AtoZnumbersand_ 1
Little did he know? So he didn't notice you weren't there anymore? He just walked into the bedroom thinking you were over his shoulder, while you lay on the floor?
ThatLooksSticky 16
"Little did he know"? He didn't stop to take notice you were on the floor and not his shoulder? Or did he think you started without him?
abc1231 2
oww!!! ouch!!