Today, I was driving home when a guy crashed into me from behind. I got out of my car and told him that I was going to call the cops. He then asked me if we could move to a corner because we were blocking the way, so we then got back in to move. I looked in the mirror to see him driving off. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was driving home from work and noticed the car behind me was tailgating me pretty badly. I was starting to get angry with the driver, and kept glancing in my rear view mirror at him. While I was doing so, the traffic ahead of me stopped, and I rear-ended the car in front of me. FML
Today, I decided to be a good driver and not run through the yellow light. As soon as I stopped my car another came and rear-ended me. The guy told me to go in the parking lot so we can exchange information. So I drove into the parking lot, I turned my head and watched him drive away. FML
Today, I got rear ended. The guy flashed his lights at me to pull over, so I pulled into the side of the road. He drove away. FML
Today, I was in a car accident. After screaming at the woman for running into me, I got in my car and drove off. As I was driving away, I was staring her down when I ended up rear-ending the person in front of me. FML
Today, while driving home, some idiot kept tailgating me, so I slowed down, hoping he'd overtake me. He didn't, so I pulled to the side of the road. He did the same, in front of me. He kept toying with me until I crashed into another car trying to speed away from him. FML
Today, while at a stop light, I was rear-ended by a car behind me. The guy got angry at me, because according to him, I should've known that his car has poor braking distance, and so I should've moved forward a few more feet to compensate. FML
Today, as I was driving to work, I glanced in my rear view mirror to see an old man behind me using binoculars to see in front of him since we were stuck in a huge traffic jam. He rear ended me. FML
Today, while driving, I got a call on my cell phone. Trying to be safe and avoid an accident, I pulled into the nearest parking lot before answering. While I was turning in to park, someone rear-ended me. FML
Today, I was driving to work and stopped at a stop light. A full 2 or 3 seconds passed, followed by a car rear-ending me. The idiot driving it got out and gave me hell, calling me a maniac because I braked "too quickly" and didn't give him a chance to react. FML
Today, I got rear-ended at a stop sign on a seldom used road in my neighborhood. As I open my car door to trade insurance information with the guy, he backs up a little and speeds away, taking my car door with him. FML
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Top comments
j11a01 16
Never move a car for an accident. Something simple as that can make you at fault.
jimeple 12
Not in Texas. If you can drive your vehicle you better move it or you'll be fined for impeding traffic. And you could've always followed him.
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Comments (85)
OhPuhleeze 23
Well at least you were not that guy from the joke who accepts wine from the priest while waiting for the cops to show up...
loserman67 36
I live in Philadelphia and I see this kind of crap all the time. Sorry OP - one word for you - sucker...
TreyaMarie 13
As much as it sucks, YDI for not taking down his plates before agreeing to move. Then you could've reported him for hit and run. Saying you were gonna call the cops probably scared him away, too. So....YDI twice as much.
trucker2 33
C Y A - snap a few pics where it sits, then move it here !!!! Follow him OP
LyricaSilvan 30
That's one thing that always sucks to learn the hard way; people aren't always honest. I had my first car collision within ten minutes of getting my license for the first time. Guy bashed the heck out of my wheel well, and his passenger kept trying to tell me it didn't need to be dealt with by insurance and that I could fix it myself. It was a pain in the ass, and so not something I wanted to deal with during my first time out as a licensed driver.
Jesshatt 11
smart as ****
thatnewgirl 16
your own fault you should know not to leave the seen of the accident should have just called the cops instead of telling him
crazyhorseranch 4
Actually, if you are a hazard and could be in danger of being hit by more cars, if you are able to move off the road way, you should pull onto the shoulder or into a parking lot
RunnyBabbit13 3
Did you at least get his plates?
Fmlreadermostly 20
Try and take pictures of everything, then move the cars if you can.