Today, I was driving home when a guy crashed into me from behind. I got out of my car and told him that I was going to call the cops. He then asked me if we could move to a corner because we were blocking the way, so we then got back in to move. I looked in the mirror to see him driving off. FML
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Today, I was driving home from work and noticed the car behind me was tailgating me pretty badly. I was starting to get angry with the driver, and kept glancing in my rear view mirror at him. While I was doing so, the traffic ahead of me stopped, and I rear-ended the car in front of me. FML
Today, I decided to be a good driver and not run through the yellow light. As soon as I stopped my car another came and rear-ended me. The guy told me to go in the parking lot so we can exchange information. So I drove into the parking lot, I turned my head and watched him drive away. FML
Today, I got rear ended. The guy flashed his lights at me to pull over, so I pulled into the side of the road. He drove away. FML
Today, I was in a car accident. After screaming at the woman for running into me, I got in my car and drove off. As I was driving away, I was staring her down when I ended up rear-ending the person in front of me. FML
Today, while driving home, some idiot kept tailgating me, so I slowed down, hoping he'd overtake me. He didn't, so I pulled to the side of the road. He did the same, in front of me. He kept toying with me until I crashed into another car trying to speed away from him. FML
Today, while at a stop light, I was rear-ended by a car behind me. The guy got angry at me, because according to him, I should've known that his car has poor braking distance, and so I should've moved forward a few more feet to compensate. FML
Today, as I was driving to work, I glanced in my rear view mirror to see an old man behind me using binoculars to see in front of him since we were stuck in a huge traffic jam. He rear ended me. FML
Today, while driving, I got a call on my cell phone. Trying to be safe and avoid an accident, I pulled into the nearest parking lot before answering. While I was turning in to park, someone rear-ended me. FML
Today, I was driving to work and stopped at a stop light. A full 2 or 3 seconds passed, followed by a car rear-ending me. The idiot driving it got out and gave me hell, calling me a maniac because I braked "too quickly" and didn't give him a chance to react. FML
Today, I got rear-ended at a stop sign on a seldom used road in my neighborhood. As I open my car door to trade insurance information with the guy, he backs up a little and speeds away, taking my car door with him. FML
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Top comments
j11a01 16
Never move a car for an accident. Something simple as that can make you at fault.
jimeple 12
Not in Texas. If you can drive your vehicle you better move it or you'll be fined for impeding traffic. And you could've always followed him.
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Comments (85)
alaina1104 11
I hope you got his license plate.
sir_sugarbear 9
they always say if your in a minor crash which that's what it sounds like to move to the shoulder and call a cop
leafaye 14
Always take pictures before moving your car
alexowitz 8
I always take a picture of the license plate just in case something like this happens. Because then the person gets even more trouble because then it turns into a hit and run
jbivens1992 17
Would have been safer (regardless of your states law) to call the police first, and write down the license plate number, then depending on what the police operator said you could have moved out of traffic at that point. The whole process would have taken less than 5 minutes. I understand you nay have been a little shaken from the accident but in today's world you just can't trust people at face value. Gotta stay a step ahead.
v3rquuh_ 4
Why didn't you just take a picture from the license plate? That could've helped you.
Eleora 19
Wow what a wanker!
Twisted_Angel 17
In California that is considered a hit and run. Hopefully someone got his plate # because that's a felony.
Sparx1_1 16
In this day of smart phones always try to take a pic of the cars in their original accident positions and the license plate and if possible, the driver. Then you have all the proof of fault you need as well as evidence for hit and run charges.
GamerG0DDESS 29
Woah, in my state we are expected to move off the road...Never knew it wasn't the same for everyone else. I should keep that in mind.