Today, I accidentally walked in on my roommate while she was changing clothes. She insisted on telling her boyfriend what had happened, because, "It wouldn't feel right" if she didn't. Her boyfriend is a MMA fighter/bodybuilder and has major jealousy issues. I'm screwed. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my roommate came home and began changing clothes in the same room that my boyfriend and I were in. I quickly got annoyed and angry and when I began questioning her about it she just laughed while saying, "Oh relax, it's not like he's never seen me naked before." FML
Today, I accidentally walked in on my girlfriend changing. She responded by screaming, throwing herself on the ground to avoid me seeing her, and crawling into the bathroom. We've been living together for two months. FML
Today, I came home and heard a noise in the bathroom. I figured it was my girlfriend, so I went over and as the door closed, I told her not to close it because I'd seen her beautiful body before. Turns out it was our roommate. FML
Today, I came home and heard a noise in the bathroom. I figured it was my girlfriend, so I went over and as the door closed, I told her not to close the door as I've seen her beautiful body before. Turns out it was our roommate. FML
Today, my roommate's boyfriend professed his love to me. I kicked him out, and he stood outside the door calling my name until he saw my roommate coming down the hall. They both came in and he acted like nothing happened. FML
Today, my roommate came home and instantly began raging, cursing, and threatening to kill me. While I was cowering in my bedroom, the police had to settle the situation. All I'd done was rearrange some furniture. FML
Today, I went to my boyfriend's apartment for the first time, only to see another girl walking out. I accused her of cheating with him and we got into a fight. Turns out I was at the wrong apartment. He lives next door. FML
Today, I was chilling at home when my roomie cruised in with a baddie on his arm. She turned out to be a total ho and started trying to get in my pants while he was sitting RIGHT THERE. I did everything I could to shake her off and in the end I just asked her to leave. Fuck, I feel bad for him. FML
Today, I got into a fight with my roommate's girlfriend's best friend. A few hours later, they had me evicted. FML
Today, I found out that my new roommate is dating my ex-boyfriend. FML
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amerwin 3
If you can't outrun him, tell him your gay.
alaaloo_fml_fml 0
Your roommate sounds like she is just looking for an excuse to start some drama.... or to see you physically hurt.
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Comments (218)
LillieBear 0
Good luck!(:
Sk8trlover19 3
If he doesn't understand then call the cops on his ass dude I know a lot of dumbass people that say they are MMA fighters but I know there not, nothing to worry about in your case
scarredforlife10 3
Shoot him in the leg if he tries anything , if he wants to act like an animal then treat him like one :)
DarthVader77 9
Take up running, may be helpful ;)
stacyariel 6
Move out . Why you living with Some one that's not your girl ?
ere1017 5
... Why is your roommate a girl?
lxTheBatmanxl 11
In the words of Shorty from Scary Movie. Ahem.. "RUN, BITCH! RUNNNNNNN!!"
ThatOneGirl0101 11
Why the hell does she need to tell him? Seriously...that's weird
fantasyworld 39
Why does she need to tell him? Also if he's jealous why does she have a guy roommate?