Today, the cut on my face from getting hit with a baseball healed. It's left a dick-shaped scar. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I got hit in the face by a ping-pong ball. It hit me so hard, it burst a big zit on impact. FML
Today, I thought it would be cool to hit a basketball with a baseball bat. Ended up in the ER with seven stitches. FML
Today, I got hit in the face at a dodge-ball tournament. My entire mouth was bloody. The sad thing is, I wasn't even playing. FML
Today, I got hit so hard in the head by a dodgeball that a contact popped right out. To make matters worse, I continued to get hit as a futilely searched for it. FML
Today, I slipped and gashed my head bad enough that my head had to be shaved to be sewn up. Right after it had finished growing back from chemotherapy. FML
Today, I got a small scar on my faced removed at a plastic surgeon's. Afterward, I told my mom that losing the scar felt weird, like I lost something that gave me character. My mom replied, "Don't worry, you have plenty of other flaws to give you character." FML
Today, a picture fell off of the wall in the middle of the night. It hit me smack bang in the middle of face. FML
Today, I tried to stop a drunk girl from driving home. She took a couple swings at me, which I dodged. Feeling pretty good about it, I tried to get the keys from her hand. She leaned over, and sunk her teeth in to my bare shoulder. The doctor says I will have a scar. FML
Today, I finally got an unsightly mole on my face removed. While I was shaving. FML
Today, my clumsiness reached a whole level when I hit myself in the face with a hammer hard enough for blood to come out. FML
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Tripartita 45
Well, at least if they ever shoot a Harry Potter porno, you'll be first choice for the lead role!
jbivens1992 17
Scarface...Dickface...the nick name possibilities are strong. That must have hit you just the right (wrong?) way. Mederma works really well for most scars, maybe you could make it less noticeable. Good luck OP, and sorry to hear that.
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Comments (47)
doodlesdork 7
I got some scar cream stuff from Walmart that helped some small scars disappear faster.
AwkwardBookworm 27
You could try bio oil to make the scar fade/become slightly less noticeable? Better luck next time, OP!
RebeccaRFT 18
Looks like the only possible solution is to cut exactly where the scars is to get ANOTHER scar so you won't have a dick on your face. Yes. Only solution.
Kevinmeowbeanz 22
I agree
beantownchivette 8
Pure vitamin E oil rubbed on once a day will help(you need to buy the gel caps and poke it w/a safety pin to get the best oil)
ThrottleJockey 36
Well, I guess you have no choice but to cut yourself. (obvious scarcasm.)
brenton490 19
It's Harry Pecker everyone.
PurpleMyth 28
Take a knife and slash the whole area up. It's either that or be called ******** your whole life
stardustjunkie 12
Time for some Bio Oil OP.
carmbees 12
I have one of those on my neck from a curling iron burn. Makes for a hilarious story and sometimes people call me "that chick with the dick scar" and it's a lot funnier now than it was when it happened. Make it into a party story, roll with it. :p
mjtg25 3
aw that sucks! sucks? get it?