Today, the cut on my face from getting hit with a baseball healed. It's left a dick-shaped scar. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I got hit in the face by a ping-pong ball. It hit me so hard, it burst a big zit on impact. FML
Today, I thought it would be cool to hit a basketball with a baseball bat. Ended up in the ER with seven stitches. FML
Today, I got hit in the face at a dodge-ball tournament. My entire mouth was bloody. The sad thing is, I wasn't even playing. FML
Today, I got hit so hard in the head by a dodgeball that a contact popped right out. To make matters worse, I continued to get hit as a futilely searched for it. FML
Today, I slipped and gashed my head bad enough that my head had to be shaved to be sewn up. Right after it had finished growing back from chemotherapy. FML
Today, I got a small scar on my faced removed at a plastic surgeon's. Afterward, I told my mom that losing the scar felt weird, like I lost something that gave me character. My mom replied, "Don't worry, you have plenty of other flaws to give you character." FML
Today, a picture fell off of the wall in the middle of the night. It hit me smack bang in the middle of face. FML
Today, I tried to stop a drunk girl from driving home. She took a couple swings at me, which I dodged. Feeling pretty good about it, I tried to get the keys from her hand. She leaned over, and sunk her teeth in to my bare shoulder. The doctor says I will have a scar. FML
Today, I finally got an unsightly mole on my face removed. While I was shaving. FML
Today, my clumsiness reached a whole level when I hit myself in the face with a hammer hard enough for blood to come out. FML
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Tripartita 45
Well, at least if they ever shoot a Harry Potter porno, you'll be first choice for the lead role!
jbivens1992 17
Scarface...Dickface...the nick name possibilities are strong. That must have hit you just the right (wrong?) way. Mederma works really well for most scars, maybe you could make it less noticeable. Good luck OP, and sorry to hear that.
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Comments (47)
GirasolNegro 22
If you have something you don't like of mother of pearl, dissolve it in a bit of lemon juice and put the paste on your scar, it helps clear it up
UserError94 18
Never spill mayonnaise on your face op!
ulissey_fml 22
It's lucky you don't have acne too, so you won't be called Spotted Dick.
CliffyB03 28
Say hello to my little friend!
NotSoCoolKid 15
Haha wow I would be proud of that lol
tyler_the_asiann 16
Sorry op... That must be... Hard
tech1200mk5 6
I had two scars on my face caused by my skin becoming extremely irritated by the latex tape used during a recent surgery. Using MerdermaPM twice a day cleared them up in about 4-5 weeks. It's pretty expensive, but the scars are completely gone. It may work for you as well.
Bunnyluver 20
I'm not sure why people said he deserved it. Sounds like some people wanted bragging rights or are just down right hateful.
sutima 23
Pics or it didn't happen. =) Never seen a dick shaped scar before.
8dhollis 7
And the award for best pitcher of the year goes toooooo....