Today, the cut on my face from getting hit with a baseball healed. It's left a dick-shaped scar. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I got hit in the face by a ping-pong ball. It hit me so hard, it burst a big zit on impact. FML
Today, I thought it would be cool to hit a basketball with a baseball bat. Ended up in the ER with seven stitches. FML
Today, I got hit in the face at a dodge-ball tournament. My entire mouth was bloody. The sad thing is, I wasn't even playing. FML
Today, I got hit so hard in the head by a dodgeball that a contact popped right out. To make matters worse, I continued to get hit as a futilely searched for it. FML
Today, I slipped and gashed my head bad enough that my head had to be shaved to be sewn up. Right after it had finished growing back from chemotherapy. FML
Today, I got a small scar on my faced removed at a plastic surgeon's. Afterward, I told my mom that losing the scar felt weird, like I lost something that gave me character. My mom replied, "Don't worry, you have plenty of other flaws to give you character." FML
Today, a picture fell off of the wall in the middle of the night. It hit me smack bang in the middle of face. FML
Today, I tried to stop a drunk girl from driving home. She took a couple swings at me, which I dodged. Feeling pretty good about it, I tried to get the keys from her hand. She leaned over, and sunk her teeth in to my bare shoulder. The doctor says I will have a scar. FML
Today, I finally got an unsightly mole on my face removed. While I was shaving. FML
Today, my clumsiness reached a whole level when I hit myself in the face with a hammer hard enough for blood to come out. FML
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Tripartita 45
Well, at least if they ever shoot a Harry Potter porno, you'll be first choice for the lead role!
jbivens1992 17
Scarface...Dickface...the nick name possibilities are strong. That must have hit you just the right (wrong?) way. Mederma works really well for most scars, maybe you could make it less noticeable. Good luck OP, and sorry to hear that.
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Comments (47)
yankesik 16
If that's not "adding insult to injury", I don't know what is.
PhoenixChick 26
***** stigmata. Might be a trend
3dges 9
This girl at my school has a dick shaped birthmark on her cheek so you've still got it better then someone.
Based_Scooby 11
I'd like to see a picture of that
Kalymdor 4
Glenn is that you?
Wellis0129 9
K that's srsly awful. I'm sorry for ya.
Silverien 4
You are the chosen one.
Desiree_lianne 16
well that was a dick move of the guy who got you.
J352SAURUS 30
What a ********!