Today, I made brownies for my co-workers. My boss called me into his office, and I though he was going to compliment me on the baking. Instead, he talked about how his 5-year-old daughter can make brownies better than me. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my friend came over with brownies as a treat before work. She works in a bakery so I thought it was lovely. After starting work, I became stoned. She thought it was a great prank. I was fired. FML
Today, someone had been stealing my brownie at work every day, so I sprinkled cocolax on one and waited to find out who the culprit was. Turns out it was my manager. Needless to say, I'm fired. FML
Today, I made a batch of "special" brownies for a party I was going to tonight. I wrapped them up and put them on the counter with a note that said DO NOT EAT. Later on I came home from some errands to find a tray of half eaten brownies and my ten year-old sister passed out on the couch. FML
Today, I ate some amazing homemade brownies that my best friend's wife made for us. She waited till I'd shoved a third one into my mouth before she mentioned she made them with breast milk. Knowing her, I don't even doubt it was true. FML
Today, I was having a really bad day and told my friend at lunch about how stressed I was and he gave me his brownie to cheer me up. After school, he texted me "Did the brownies kick in?" Yes, they did, right in the middle of my English presentation. They were "funny" brownies. FML
Today, I baked some brownies and after my mom ate one, I joked that I put weed in them. Turns out the placebo effect's a bitch, because she quickly started acting high as a kite. One bitch fit later, the brownies are in the trash and I'm grounded until I tell her where I bought the "weed". FML
Today, I asked my boss for a raise. He gave me a cupcake. FML
Today, I accidentally called my boss "Mom." Now she is jokingly telling everyone that I'm the long-lost daughter she gave up for adoption, because she knew I'd be a failure. FML
Today, I had my boss over for dinner. Knowing that I was angling for a promotion, my fifteen-year-old son spent the dinner uttering lines such as "What's the point of showering before bed?" and "Bitches ain't shit but hoes and tricks." My boss was not impressed. FML
Today, I baked some regular brownies for my friend. Just to mess with him, after he ate some, I said they had weed in them. He trashed my room in anger, and still won't believe me when I tell him that I didn't actually slip him any drugs. FML
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maverick21703 0
Its a 5 year old. You can drive and stay up past 10. you win.
HaveYouMetTed_fml 0
f**** him ! at least you baked ;)
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Comments (96)
mktingchick7 2
who cares if you can bake or not? its the 21st century, plenty dont want to or can't or have better things to do that slave in a kitchen when they can buy the food. :P your boss should just eff off.
Omnigeek6 1
Your boss is an asshole, and totally abusing his power so that he can treat employees like shit. Criticizing a gift like that is unthinkable! Keep an eye peeled for something you can report him to his own bosses for, as well as a better job.
OrgasmicBunnies 9
take a brownie and beat him with it op then cram it down his throat
SapphireSympathy 7
haha. brownies are the best! you should've made "special brownies" to make up for ur crappy ones. if u know what kind of special i mean.. and i bet his daughter used an easy bake oven!!! i used to have one when... i was... 7 >.> i dont have it anymore
warrenpeace 0
Wait, you're a dude & you made brownies for co-workers? Did your boyfriend help "pack your fudge" too?
Nemle22 4
#97...go DIAF. OP...FYL. If he didn't like it, he shouldn't eat it and leave it at that. What he did was simply rude and uncalled for.
warrenpeace 0
Die In A Fire? Nice come back.........Are you 12?
RedInThaHead 0
wow lol
NickK49 0
Tell him that it is obviously so...she's a woman. Then tell him that's not the only brown stuff she makes that people put in their mouths.
NickK49 0
Tell him that it is obviously so...she's a woman. Then tell him that's not the only brown stuff she makes that people put in their mouths.
birdfreak 24
does she use an easybake oven? I've always wanted one. go on youtube and search paranormal easybake oven by smosh it's hilarious