Today, I went to go visit my beloved husband in the hospital. As I went past the nurses' station, I heard them talking about "the bastard in room 303." I went on to visit my husband… in room 303. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I went to the hospital to visit my aunt and her newborn baby. The receptionist gave me the room number, and I went and my aunt was in the bathroom so I cuddle the baby, only to find that the woman who came out of the bathroom was a complete stranger. I was holding her baby. FML
Today, my husband came home from the hospital after having painful surgery, so I decided to make him a nice big breakfast. As I was taking it up to him, I heard a message on the phone. It was from one of his nurses. She was accepting his offer of a date. FML
Today, I had to go to the hospital. While I was there, my mom started hitting on a doctor. Later I saw them making out in the room next to me. FML
Today, I went to visit my boyfriend at work. That's where I met his pregnant girlfriend. FML
Today, I gave birth to a baby girl. Where was my husband after the agony finally ended? Standing just outside the room, flirting with a nurse. FML
Today, I drove to the hospital to see my newborn. I went to the room, picked him out of the crate and held him. Then I heard the toilet flush and saw a woman who I didn't know come out. She screamed. My wife was in the room next door. FML
Today, my husband called me, saying he was in the hospital with a friend who'd just broken his arm. Too bad I then heard a female voice in the background mutter, "She'll never buy that". FML
Today, while in the waiting room at the dentist's office, I looked up at the news on the TV to see my husband's mugshot. FML
Today, I met my wife's mistress, at the maternity ward in the hospital, after she gave birth to our second child. FML
Today, I went to the hospital due to extreme sickness. My boyfriend saw this as an opportune time to take another girl out since I was "otherwise preoccupied." FML
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PianoManGidley 0
I chimed in with a "Haven't you people ever heard of...closing the g*ddamn door? No! It's much better to face these kinds of things with a sense of poise and rationality!"
australiaaaa 0
#2 nice panic at the disco lyrics, my favorite song by them :D
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Comments (96)
WENTZ_love 0
3oh!3 anyone....
smurfsarwales 9
no. 30!3 can go stick a **** in his ass.
Panteria 0
i agree with #21, not much of a FML
birds_fml 7
Sure, he may be a nice guy most of the time, but some people really are bastards at hospitals. I have family members who are good people, but complete jerks to the check out people at stores, which really irritates me as a check out person myself. NO ONE is nice all the time. Tell your husband to be nicer to the nurses.
chickerpea 0
hahahah. that's hilarious.
Fragnox 3
How is this a FYL? How is this even a YDI? It's your husband's problem, not yours. I find it funny how things like this get past when I've moderated perfectly good stories that don't.
tiedyejedi 0
Yeah, I agree with the people who've said men can be real bastards when they're sick/in the hospital. It's bad enough to force them to actually go there when they need to, and then they get all pissy about it. It's not really a FYL, just likely a case of a man being a man.
jaimesmiles 0
psh so what if hes a jerk to the nurses? as long as youre the only lady hes loving too! :]]] besides, if youre in the hospital, you deserve to not be completely happy all the time. i wouldnt care if i heard nurses talking about my fiance being a jerk-because I know the truth. now, if they were talking about how he was flirting with them or whatever, then I would be pissed and click on FYL. as of now, this situation doesnt suck.
jaimesmiles 0
oh and #18..... is "proceeded" to much of a big word for you? There's nothing wrong with writing more advanced than, oh say, grade school. hahaha.
SiLveRStaRLIGHT 0
#2: I love you. OP: I wonder what he did to get the nurses to call him a bastard! Oh no!
meepmeep_fml 0
2, i hate you with a burning passion. what the ****, how old are you? who listens to panic at the disco? and OP, you should probably ask your husband about all the ways he's been harassing the nursing staff.