Today, I went to go visit my beloved husband in the hospital. As I went past the nurses' station, I heard them talking about "the bastard in room 303." I went on to visit my husband… in room 303. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I went to the hospital to visit my aunt and her newborn baby. The receptionist gave me the room number, and I went and my aunt was in the bathroom so I cuddle the baby, only to find that the woman who came out of the bathroom was a complete stranger. I was holding her baby. FML
Today, my husband came home from the hospital after having painful surgery, so I decided to make him a nice big breakfast. As I was taking it up to him, I heard a message on the phone. It was from one of his nurses. She was accepting his offer of a date. FML
Today, I had to go to the hospital. While I was there, my mom started hitting on a doctor. Later I saw them making out in the room next to me. FML
Today, I went to visit my boyfriend at work. That's where I met his pregnant girlfriend. FML
Today, I gave birth to a baby girl. Where was my husband after the agony finally ended? Standing just outside the room, flirting with a nurse. FML
Today, I drove to the hospital to see my newborn. I went to the room, picked him out of the crate and held him. Then I heard the toilet flush and saw a woman who I didn't know come out. She screamed. My wife was in the room next door. FML
Today, my husband called me, saying he was in the hospital with a friend who'd just broken his arm. Too bad I then heard a female voice in the background mutter, "She'll never buy that". FML
Today, while in the waiting room at the dentist's office, I looked up at the news on the TV to see my husband's mugshot. FML
Today, I met my wife's mistress, at the maternity ward in the hospital, after she gave birth to our second child. FML
Today, I went to the hospital due to extreme sickness. My boyfriend saw this as an opportune time to take another girl out since I was "otherwise preoccupied." FML
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PianoManGidley 0
I chimed in with a "Haven't you people ever heard of...closing the g*ddamn door? No! It's much better to face these kinds of things with a sense of poise and rationality!"
australiaaaa 0
#2 nice panic at the disco lyrics, my favorite song by them :D
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Comments (96)
Sucks_to_be_you 0
What'd he do?
Sweej 1
I'm guessing a hot nurse gave him a *******, but he decided to give her a choker when he came, therefore forcing her to swallow.
PianoManGidley 0
I chimed in with a "Haven't you people ever heard of...closing the g*ddamn door? No! It's much better to face these kinds of things with a sense of poise and rationality!"
jdeshnerx3 0
gaaay
JennyyMeepMonroe 10
I know I'm beyond late, but seriously, P!ATD ftw
PrincessCastiel 27
♡♥ I love Panic At the Disco!
australiaaaa 0
#2 nice panic at the disco lyrics, my favorite song by them :D
dancin303 0
i agree with #3, but #2 i dont really see how that relates to the ops situation
overthelimit 3
in the beginning of the song he sings about hearing two people gossiping. particularly about somebody's bride-to-be.
MmmHotWaffles 0
... you should write bastard on a piece of paper and stick it on the outside of the door... then blame the nurses.. haha.
Jandude 9
black
tick_tock 0
That sucks? Kind of a crappy FML.
NorfolkDude 2
That damn bastard in room 303! Always causing trouble.
smurfsarwales 9
that's what the fml said. you don't have to repeat it.
noclevername 0
Your husband might be lovely in general, but 1. Men are really bad at being sick, as you've probably noticed. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6EElqrgk4N0 about sums it up) 2. Patients in hospitals tend to forget that their sickness is neither special nor the fault of their nurses. (Not such a problem for most doctors, for some reason.)
Izabushel 65
This is so true. When working as a nurse I hated having to remind people that I has a health professional not a maid. It was far worse working in a private hospital.
jaybrown 0
honestly this isn't that bad... so what if some nurses were talking about ur husband... i honestly can't click on FYL or YDI...
audereyy 0
ooooo you should yell at him or something, lol