Today, I went to go visit my beloved husband in the hospital. As I went past the nurses' station, I heard them talking about "the bastard in room 303." I went on to visit my husband… in room 303. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I went to the hospital to visit my aunt and her newborn baby. The receptionist gave me the room number, and I went and my aunt was in the bathroom so I cuddle the baby, only to find that the woman who came out of the bathroom was a complete stranger. I was holding her baby. FML
Today, my husband came home from the hospital after having painful surgery, so I decided to make him a nice big breakfast. As I was taking it up to him, I heard a message on the phone. It was from one of his nurses. She was accepting his offer of a date. FML
Today, I had to go to the hospital. While I was there, my mom started hitting on a doctor. Later I saw them making out in the room next to me. FML
Today, I went to visit my boyfriend at work. That's where I met his pregnant girlfriend. FML
Today, I gave birth to a baby girl. Where was my husband after the agony finally ended? Standing just outside the room, flirting with a nurse. FML
Today, I drove to the hospital to see my newborn. I went to the room, picked him out of the crate and held him. Then I heard the toilet flush and saw a woman who I didn't know come out. She screamed. My wife was in the room next door. FML
Today, my husband called me, saying he was in the hospital with a friend who'd just broken his arm. Too bad I then heard a female voice in the background mutter, "She'll never buy that". FML
Today, while in the waiting room at the dentist's office, I looked up at the news on the TV to see my husband's mugshot. FML
Today, I met my wife's mistress, at the maternity ward in the hospital, after she gave birth to our second child. FML
Today, I went to the hospital due to extreme sickness. My boyfriend saw this as an opportune time to take another girl out since I was "otherwise preoccupied." FML
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PianoManGidley 0
I chimed in with a "Haven't you people ever heard of...closing the g*ddamn door? No! It's much better to face these kinds of things with a sense of poise and rationality!"
australiaaaa 0
#2 nice panic at the disco lyrics, my favorite song by them :D
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Comments (96)
that_guy_you_are 0
u shuld sue ur husband.
TJayU 0
Wow, yet ANOTHER non-FML. This one has absolutely nothing to do with the author of it in any form whatsoever. Wonderful.
britneyspears100 0
wow, they meant that.. your husband is a bastard.. time to kick some ass lady.
timeatrice 0
303... reminds me of 3OH!3 hahaha xDD
kellster 2
I guess he's been a bastard to them? Perhaps you should ask him what he did to get them so pissed off!
icecreamgirl77 0
you people all assume her husband is a bastard only in the hospital, and an angel outside. it's FYL because she has to take the bastard... oops, sorry, i meant husband home!!!
summer66_fml 0
at least they werent talking about you!! & maybe ur husband was being a bastard to them.....
Oriina 0
Sounds like what happens everytime my Grandfather had gone into the hospital. But it usually showed he was feeling better when he was bastard |D Though it's not a FYL. How does this affect you?
jayuhmee 0
Um... so NO to everyone who's answered to your FML so far. These people are WRONG. Your husband is in the hospital. Of course he's probably cranky, tired, drugged up, hungry, and lonely. People like to make heroes out of Doctors and Nurses, however; for a very long time, I worked at my city's hospital. The staff are all slobs, they trash their break rooms, and they talk down to the cleaners and chefs. They were all typically short-tempered jerks who thought they were special because they held degrees. It's the nurses' JOB to be kind, patient, and considerate to your husband. If they lack the compassion to be kind to him, then they have gone into the WRONG profession. I would complain to a department head. Who knows what else they are doing to your husband. These people are in charge of his health care, and if they have such strong personal feelings about him.. well it's a little scary to think of them holding his life in their incapable, snooty little hands. Two nurses were fired at Sacred Heart (my local hospital) for calling a patient a "bitch" while in the elevator... they were with the girl's mother. Complain!!!
psychonurse 0
Tell your husband to stop being such an asshole to the nurses. We don't call people names for no reason!