Today, I went to the hospital to visit my aunt and her newborn baby. The receptionist gave me the room number, and I went and my aunt was in the bathroom so I cuddle the baby, only to find that the woman who came out of the bathroom was a complete stranger. I was holding her baby. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Today, I drove to the hospital to see my newborn. I went to the room, picked him out of the crate and held him. Then I heard the toilet flush and saw a woman who I didn't know come out. She screamed. My wife was in the room next door. FML
Chance encounter
Today, I was at our local park and saw what I thought was my sister holding her baby. I walked up behind her, kissed her on the head, and said, “You’re such a good mum.” It was very much not my sister. It was a very confused and now probably traumatised stranger. FML
Today, I gave birth to a baby girl. Where was my husband after the agony finally ended? Standing just outside the room, flirting with a nurse. FML
You snooze, you lose
Today, I tried to make it right by visiting my girl in the hospital after she had our baby. I fucked up by freaking out and dumping her since I didn’t feel ready, but now wanted to do the right thing. When I got there, another guy was kissing her and holding my baby. My best friend/cousin. FML
We meet again
Today, I gave birth to my daughter in a hospital corridor. The nurse who took me to my room afterwards tried to comfort me by saying there'd been worse incidents; she said that two years ago, a lady gave birth in the parking lot. That was me too. FML
Get out
Today, I gave birth to my firstborn child. Somehow, my mom and mother-in-law made their way to the delivery room, and walked in mid-push. While they were escorted out, I overheard my mother-in-law asking the nurse how her son, my husband, was holding up. FML
Today, I met my wife's mistress, at the maternity ward in the hospital, after she gave birth to our second child. FML
Tetchy
Today, I visited my Aunt in hospital. Another patient got jealous, so she threw a tantrum. She threw things at us, pulled her drip out, threw herself to the floor, screamed, pounded the floor with her fists and pissed herself. My aunt is still waiting for a new room, and the staff blame me. FML
Hello? Is it me you're looking for?
Today, I was at the airport to pick up my mother since my baby is due soon. As she arrived, I smiled wide and opened my arms for a hug, but she walked right by me. Apparently, being pregnant makes me unrecognizable. My husband and I had to tell it her was me, her own daughter. FML
Today, I had to go to the hospital. While I was there, my mom started hitting on a doctor. Later I saw them making out in the room next to me. FML
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felixshen 18
thats no too bad, apologise and explain.
Anteezy 7
That is very true, regardless if the baby belonged to your aunt or not, you cannot just pick up and hold a newborn baby without even asking for permission. Also I can't remember another serious comment by perdix besides this one.
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ovechkinisbeast 9
haHahHhHhahahhahahahah!
deadmad7 0
LOL! i would have just acted like was a part of the hosp staff and said that i was just checking up on the baby. win
stillxsearching 3
Who the *$#& left a newborn baby alone in a hospital room?!? Even for a few seconds! Where is this hospital, Mexico?
daaron 3
" Run Bitch Run, She Gonna Kill You "
EmmyRahh 5
OP is an idiot, when my sister was born.. my family went to go see her, on the crib things in the hospitals they have them clearly label with the Babys surname and or first name, which is generally kept next to the patients bed which also is labeled..
Turner_22 0
Poorly written. D:
felixshen 18
thats no too bad, apologise and explain.
babyyappld 7
I think the mother beat the shit out of op before he/she could explain
Aerious 0
14, who wouldn't if that were their child?
PageantGirlXOXO 16
exactly! you should never touch someone else's child without permission. I would beat the crap out of her if she were touching my daughter or son.
bigphill1333 0
^ are you retarted? so if I honestly thought it was my aunts you'd beat the crap out of me? Thats stupid.
alkaid 14
No but the aunt would still be greatly annoyed and maybe even ask to hand ore the baby cuz she don't trust that you're able to holding it safely.
Randuhh_17 4
Just saying, I think any mother would go after them. I mean not only are you a stranger holding her newborn child, but do you know how many baby stealers are out there?!. If it were my child, I'd probably attack, it would be my first thought. Plus, if you are going into a new mother's room like that, it would be wise to knock and state who you are; family or not.....maybe then, you wouldn't get beat down. Even the nurse state who they are. Not forgetting to mention, you should ask before you pick up someone's newborn baby, there might be something you have to do before you touch her/him; like there might be a medical thing that you need to watch for......and I hope you would always wash your hands before touching the baby!!
margxoxo 0
hahaha! lol! embarrassing much!!?
SweetieLish 0
Oh fail...FYL OP. Hope the new mom didn't freak out too much.
Alexa17 0
what is op.?
fmylifenfurs2 0
Offending Person
kookoo831 0
no its original poster
aleahlioness 15
Original poster..
Wizardroxx 3
Haha, at least she didn't do anything... or I hope she didn't do anything.
Jr956 0
Hahaha
insidejokes41 0
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
haha u didn't notice the baby looked completely different? smooth move
TheIndieStar 7
It's a baby. That means it won't resemble the aunt very much, nor will it look too different from other newborn babies.
zolziski 11
How would she notice the baby looked "completely different"? Completely different to what? To the last time she saw the baby? Or completely different to her OP's aunt? If it's the first, I'm pretty sure she hadn't seen the baby yet else she wouldn't have had to ask for the room number. If it's the second, not everyone is able to easily see the resemblance between people. I can't even see that either one of my children look like me or my husband. People have mistaken my mother and her sister for one another and I don't think they look anything like each other. I just don't see it. The only thing I see that the OP did wrong was picking up the baby without asking the mother if it was OK. Had she waited, this situation could have been avoided.
ddjjrrff 0
newborn babies do not look anything like their parents retard
LilaBear 2
you're a fool. Have you ever seen a newborn baby? They often look nothing like their parents. My mum said when my sister was born she looked more like ET than either of our parents.
maniaap 0
lmao
vettle 6
what a moronic thing to say
dancingqueen5678 1
You should've checked the name.
Acousticpixie14 6
Or she could have just done the courteous thing and waited for her "aunt" to get out of the bathroom and ASKED to hold the baby. Whether you're related or not, you ask before you can pick up someone else's child.
Allybuns 0
lmao. sounds like a movie.
Quasar55_fml 18
Get tha hell off my baby !!!! *falcon punch*