Today, I went to go visit my beloved husband in the hospital. As I went past the nurses' station, I heard them talking about "the bastard in room 303." I went on to visit my husband… in room 303. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I went to the hospital to visit my aunt and her newborn baby. The receptionist gave me the room number, and I went and my aunt was in the bathroom so I cuddle the baby, only to find that the woman who came out of the bathroom was a complete stranger. I was holding her baby. FML
Today, my husband came home from the hospital after having painful surgery, so I decided to make him a nice big breakfast. As I was taking it up to him, I heard a message on the phone. It was from one of his nurses. She was accepting his offer of a date. FML
Today, I had to go to the hospital. While I was there, my mom started hitting on a doctor. Later I saw them making out in the room next to me. FML
Today, I went to visit my boyfriend at work. That's where I met his pregnant girlfriend. FML
Today, I gave birth to a baby girl. Where was my husband after the agony finally ended? Standing just outside the room, flirting with a nurse. FML
Today, I drove to the hospital to see my newborn. I went to the room, picked him out of the crate and held him. Then I heard the toilet flush and saw a woman who I didn't know come out. She screamed. My wife was in the room next door. FML
Today, my husband called me, saying he was in the hospital with a friend who'd just broken his arm. Too bad I then heard a female voice in the background mutter, "She'll never buy that". FML
Today, while in the waiting room at the dentist's office, I looked up at the news on the TV to see my husband's mugshot. FML
Today, I met my wife's mistress, at the maternity ward in the hospital, after she gave birth to our second child. FML
Today, I went to the hospital due to extreme sickness. My boyfriend saw this as an opportune time to take another girl out since I was "otherwise preoccupied." FML
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PianoManGidley 0
I chimed in with a "Haven't you people ever heard of...closing the g*ddamn door? No! It's much better to face these kinds of things with a sense of poise and rationality!"
australiaaaa 0
#2 nice panic at the disco lyrics, my favorite song by them :D
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UsingLogic 0
I have been in the hospital before, and I remember nurses treating me like an object, not a human being. They would visit me and do something like a check up or change something in my treatment without even looking at me or anything... It did not matter that I wanted to be alone, or wanted to sleep... I had to be available for them whenever they wanted me to be. The worse part was when two or more nurses would come in and talk about their private life to each other, as if I was not in the room with them. I felt like I was not a human being but an object like a broken car. At least they did not treat me like trash, so I should be happy I guess... I can understand their job is stressful, but I can't expect patients to be nice with nurses when nurses act like this... #53: I was not even asking the nurses to be kind to me, just to treat me with a minimum of decency.
Minou_fml 22
Ugh, I meant to thumb up, not thumb down.
aback 5
You might want to clue him in on being just a little bit less of a bastard, unless you're planning to be there with him all day and night to make sure he gets the help he needs when he needs it. Life can be awfully rough when the nurse is an hour late with your pain meds or bedpan.
babymama1029 0
That's a violation of HIPAA, which all of them could be fired for. To talk about a patient behind their back and using identifying information like in that circumstance is against their nursing contract. Bastard or not, the nurses violated a pretty strict rule.
babymama1029 0
Thats a violation of HIPAA. No one in the health professions field should be discussing a patient using identifying information. They're pretty strict on this-if you're upset about it, I'd talk to someone, they could get in some serious trouble for their side-discussions...
FrayedxD 0
#42 go die :)
breezycat 0
okay first of all i totally agree with #46 my mom was always at the hospital and she got 3 nurses fired in one day!! they give you TOO MANY DRUGS!!!! i was hopped up on vikiden for 3 weeks and i dont even remember those 3 weeks of my life!!! so all who agree that this guy was being a total basters, you can all go suck it!! and HARD!!!!!!!!!!!!
johnmac306 0
that sucks
vampirate 0
anytime the word "proceed" or any form of it is in an FML, YautomaticallyDI, regardless of the content of the rest of the sentence.
turdburgers 0
Wow, 60, I've never heard anyone use "baster" as an insult before.
YungMarlon23 0
Well you married him...