Today, I went to go visit my beloved husband in the hospital. As I went past the nurses' station, I heard them talking about "the bastard in room 303." I went on to visit my husband… in room 303. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I went to the hospital to visit my aunt and her newborn baby. The receptionist gave me the room number, and I went and my aunt was in the bathroom so I cuddle the baby, only to find that the woman who came out of the bathroom was a complete stranger. I was holding her baby. FML
Today, my husband came home from the hospital after having painful surgery, so I decided to make him a nice big breakfast. As I was taking it up to him, I heard a message on the phone. It was from one of his nurses. She was accepting his offer of a date. FML
Today, I had to go to the hospital. While I was there, my mom started hitting on a doctor. Later I saw them making out in the room next to me. FML
Today, I went to visit my boyfriend at work. That's where I met his pregnant girlfriend. FML
Today, I gave birth to a baby girl. Where was my husband after the agony finally ended? Standing just outside the room, flirting with a nurse. FML
Today, I drove to the hospital to see my newborn. I went to the room, picked him out of the crate and held him. Then I heard the toilet flush and saw a woman who I didn't know come out. She screamed. My wife was in the room next door. FML
Today, my husband called me, saying he was in the hospital with a friend who'd just broken his arm. Too bad I then heard a female voice in the background mutter, "She'll never buy that". FML
Today, while in the waiting room at the dentist's office, I looked up at the news on the TV to see my husband's mugshot. FML
Today, I met my wife's mistress, at the maternity ward in the hospital, after she gave birth to our second child. FML
Today, I went to the hospital due to extreme sickness. My boyfriend saw this as an opportune time to take another girl out since I was "otherwise preoccupied." FML
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PianoManGidley 0
I chimed in with a "Haven't you people ever heard of...closing the g*ddamn door? No! It's much better to face these kinds of things with a sense of poise and rationality!"
australiaaaa 0
#2 nice panic at the disco lyrics, my favorite song by them :D
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Comments (96)
Drunkbunny 2
As a nurse, I can tell you that we get treated like shit all of the time. So for the nurses to notice your husband's behavior as particularly bastard-ish, that means that he must have been REALLY terrible to them. Tell him to go **** himself, on behalf of nurses everywhere.
kbcr26 1
People are treated terribly in every line of work. How you deal with it shows your level of maturity and professionalism. He needed to shape up and his nurses need to grow up. Take it from a fellow nurse.
0geckofun_ 0
awww sorry, im sure ur husband is nice.
b2redneck 0
THIS IS HILARIOUS. My mom is a nurse, 25 years, and she would be one of those who comes home with all the good stories about the complete idiots she deals with. Your husband is probably a really nice man in real life, but us guys especially get really sh*tty in the hospital. We don't like people taking care of us, we can take care of ourselves. We turn into a different person when we are locked down in a bed for X many days... Tell the nurses to keep their opinions a little lower from now on or you'll report them though, they were pretty sh*tty to say it out loud!
rawr_ily96 24
My mom always comes home with stories, and she only works at the front desk of the hospital here.
nonotme 0
Not an FML, not an FHL. This is a prime example of why we need a "discard this" button on fml.com
24788 7
Should of asked him what he did. I think most nurses understand that people are irrational at times in hospitals. My mom is a nurse. She's worked at mental hospitals before. People in mental hospitals usually aren't mentally stable. Not comparing your husband to someone with mental problems, but nurses in most cases understand that people can be irrational at times. When I'm really high on DMT I get really crazy dreams about hospitals and other places that play on my fears. DMT is an amazing drug though :). Almost everyone uses it in their lifetime.
jane79 0
what is dmt
paigexox0 37
Um yeah if someones in a mental hospital i would think they're mentally unstable..
wutupbruh 0
dammit im gettin sick of all these FMLs that have the word "proceeded" in them... and "decided to" its really startin to annoy me.
b00mc1ap 0
Watch out or they're not going to treat him nice. They control his well-being...
FrayedxD 0
i don't get how this is that bad? please explain you're fml's clearer. they don't like your husband, so what? how does it fyl? nurses don't have to like patients, but they have to treat them with care to the best of their abilities. i believe there is nothing to worry about, and this is an overreaction by yourself. poor fml. -FrayedxD
Je_mapelle 0
I don't see how is this an FML...
Rawrrr14 0
ahahaha lmao. What's your husband doing to those poor nurses???!! lol