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This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff
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Remember when conspiracy theories were fun?
Today, my wife is totally convinced that she was abducted by aliens last night, all because she fell out of bed. FML
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jpoole 4
No your fat ass just knocked her out of bed and she mistook the fat folds for eyes and a mouth. Yay for negative votes!
WCARlover 35
Did you do "out-of-this-world" stuff in bed the night before? Okay, I'll be going now...
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jpoole 4
No your fat ass just knocked her out of bed and she mistook the fat folds for eyes and a mouth. Yay for negative votes!
fenceme235 0
Guess were aiming for the dame thing
fireice22 0
*alien 1 - Hurry grab her! Alien2- I can't she's too heavy!! Alien1- Don't break your back... Just drop her.
J3R3MYY 14
Alien 2: ah ****, the other fatty's up now Alien 1: run, run!!
stuffhappens223 7
Me gusta......
Johnothan23 7
Beat me to it. Ha
fenceme235 0
Or she saw your face.....
jpoole 4
Yes my face, the one who lives in California, which is code for new Hampshire.
WCARlover 35
Good one...
WCARlover 35
Did you do "out-of-this-world" stuff in bed the night before? Okay, I'll be going now...
jman3113 4
LoL
zaleh 23
i dont know about him but i did ;)
carmenm 6
Smart wife you've got there..
borkchop1992 15
maybe she's too fat for the tractor beam meaning that she weighs more than a cow since thats what aliens stereotypically abduct
thatssomeBS 9
Tractor beam? Is that PTO driven? Silly me. I would've thought their technology was way ahead of tractors...
RedPillSucks 33
give them a break. they spent all their money on the AFTL drive. tractors are all they could afford with the left over.
murdersquirrel 15
A tractor beam does not refer to or involve a tractor as in farm equipment, idiots.
RedPillSucks 33
Sorry that your humorous bone is broken.
ninjuh_wingman 29
You should do probing of your own and say the aliens made you do it.
gardongao 7
so funny
Susieee_Q 9
Ahahaha. Did she watch The Fourth Kind? It might help if you tell her that movie, despite its claims, is mostly entirely fictional. It's BASED on actual disappearances, but all the real "footage" is entirely fake. But if this has nothing to do with her watching this film, or any alien film for that matter, then ****. I dunno what to tell you. Maybe...play along? Say, "Oh, my gosh! I was reading about stuff like that happening on the news!" Uh. See what happens. Yeah. Whatever.
WCARlover 35
Cool story sis
DFlit1 0
OMG no one reads walls of text!!!
Freeze_fml 17
That was to date the stupidest movie I've ever seen.
Argumental_Rhino 8
I know that movie isn't real, but it was scary as shit.
airforce987 20
22 - even worse than Battlefield Earth?
zombicidal 11
it was almost as bad ad the paranormal activity movies
RedPillSucks 33
Starship Troopers. By far the worst sci-fi movie ever.
hermitknut 22
Why is #17 telling me I don't exist?
rubberduckie94 13
those movies sucked eggs. the makers of those need to be beat
shazza26 1
Wow I must have been abducted so many times!
Mister_Triangle 21
Put safety rails around your bed and watch as the frustrated aliens leave Earth for good!
IcyJack 7
Or we could just throw cheese at them.