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This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff
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Remember when conspiracy theories were fun?
Today, my wife is totally convinced that she was abducted by aliens last night, all because she fell out of bed. FML
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jpoole 4
No your fat ass just knocked her out of bed and she mistook the fat folds for eyes and a mouth. Yay for negative votes!
WCARlover 35
Did you do "out-of-this-world" stuff in bed the night before? Okay, I'll be going now...
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Comments (96)
benderbot19 0
Did she wake up on the floor surrounded by reeses pieces?
JinxosGirl87 0
Possibly sleep apnea, or you pushed her out of bed wearing an alien mask.
beebananaz88 0
Scientologist?
bittersweet25 3
Your wife has an imagination
EmperorHilo 11
That's just sad...
giggles1497 0
that bitch is crazy y'all hide yo kids hide yo husbands lol Please do this: ?download the app 'AppTrailers' ?Put in the code 'Randomness' ?get 250 points and watch videos then redeem them for gift cards!
bubo_fml 11
Borrow Rovers collar & chain for use as a precautionary measure in case the aliens come back...If they don't return, your already dressed up for some hot S&M role playing...(Just being practical, mind you...)
WhatTheFireTruck 3
Haha some smart wife ;D
philipino 24
With his badonkadonk? (I had to say that)
gqqlmno 0
From behind