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This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff
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Remember when conspiracy theories were fun?
Today, my wife is totally convinced that she was abducted by aliens last night, all because she fell out of bed. FML
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jpoole 4
No your fat ass just knocked her out of bed and she mistook the fat folds for eyes and a mouth. Yay for negative votes!
WCARlover 35
Did you do "out-of-this-world" stuff in bed the night before? Okay, I'll be going now...
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Comments (96)
melissafleming 7
shes a keeper...;)
TheTheo 0
I really wanna make an anal sex joke, but those are a bit worn out, just like your wife after last night in the spaceship? No really, FYL and good luck in future endeavors.
Nolnah 14
That's why I have life alert, soo when I fall out of my bed I just press the button..
FYLDeep 26
"Help, I'm abducted and I can't get home!"
LuxAeterna_fml 0
Legit theory.
artsyfox 3
The real Fml would be when she starts walking around with foiled antenas trying to "communicate" with them...
Mister_Triangle 21
Foil antennas block the communication, duh!
shazza26 1
When the aliens come they take the fat ones first!
suoerkewl 15
Yeah, they're more filling.
porcelainkisses 5
Go along with it to freak her out a bit
beccalyn244 4
just agree with her haha
pdHbq 2
Oh... The things that go bump in the night...
umm_Talk 9
They're out there man.......