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This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff
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Remember when conspiracy theories were fun?
Today, my wife is totally convinced that she was abducted by aliens last night, all because she fell out of bed. FML
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jpoole 4
No your fat ass just knocked her out of bed and she mistook the fat folds for eyes and a mouth. Yay for negative votes!
WCARlover 35
Did you do "out-of-this-world" stuff in bed the night before? Okay, I'll be going now...
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Comments (96)
alycion 39
Have her checked for head injuries. ;)
deviable 9
I use that excuse when I fall out of bed too.
seahawksfan900 11
Lmao
alex6946 10
Well how else would she fall out the bed? Alien abduction is the only possible explanation!
tnavy99 0
Who wants pizza?
lilblondiexo 6
It'll be a fyl in 9 months when she pops out alien spawn.
NullPointer 20
How do you know that she wasn't?
Jonkbaby 23
go Hawks
MrSchneebly 5
Put her mind at rest n tell her you pushed her out
brick_man33 14
I bet you where doing the probing huh Op?