ET.
This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff
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Remember when conspiracy theories were fun?
Today, my wife is totally convinced that she was abducted by aliens last night, all because she fell out of bed. FML
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jpoole 4
No your fat ass just knocked her out of bed and she mistook the fat folds for eyes and a mouth. Yay for negative votes!
WCARlover 35
Did you do "out-of-this-world" stuff in bed the night before? Okay, I'll be going now...
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Comments (96)
juicyfruit222 0
Lmfaoooo
FollowMe 2
Aha, and your username is ET, coincidence??? I don't think so. xD what are you up to?
Krista835 5
More like F her life, it must be traumatizing to wonder what they must have done to you, or if they will do it again! :P
LezBiHonest 7
What else could it be but an alien abduction?? I mean, what's the reason y'all fall out of bed? Pshhh I know mine...right there with this lady...
bubo_fml 11
Maybe your wife truly was abducted & the aliens recomposed her tissue mass to be more dense in this atmosphere...Hence, gravity pulled her out of bed?
allstarbabe 0
Mindfucked.
Dandeska 7
Well u know from the movies that aliens love cows!
Liimitless 6
Convinced..
docscientist 10
Put up some safety rails around the bed, aliens can't get past them.
sikmunkee 9
sure she wasnt dreaming
Xx_Dakota_xX 1
Maybe she really did get taken o.O