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This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff
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Remember when conspiracy theories were fun?
Today, my wife is totally convinced that she was abducted by aliens last night, all because she fell out of bed. FML
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jpoole 4
No your fat ass just knocked her out of bed and she mistook the fat folds for eyes and a mouth. Yay for negative votes!
WCARlover 35
Did you do "out-of-this-world" stuff in bed the night before? Okay, I'll be going now...
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Comments (96)
GypsyRover 0
The things people will do to get away from there mate amaze me.
suoerkewl 15
Their*
drawmesunshine 17
Or: , , The things people will do to get away from there, mate, amaze me.
AnagenisisZagus 13
Did she fall on her head? Or perhaps that's just what they want you guys to think...
loserman67 36
I think she got scared from you saying, "I'm want to shove my probe into your anus" fell asleep had the dream and jumped out of bed
Linkerdoodles 15
Maybe it was the demon from Paranormal activity
shadystyle 6
ah, you beat me to it
Okayitwasme 0
Persons mind is a powerful thing. If she thought it it must be true! Just like Santa and his reindeer!
mrsayuso 0
Aliens would be the first thing that came to my mind..... Of course it would have nothing to do with gravity.... Duh.
angrynegro7 16
Should I even bother with a buttsex/anal probe joke?
Ins0mau 20
Nope
lilcrazyOo 0
sounds like something i would do xD
BigSlingin 0
I believe her it happened to me to one. Haha