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This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff
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Remember when conspiracy theories were fun?
Today, my wife is totally convinced that she was abducted by aliens last night, all because she fell out of bed. FML
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jpoole 4
No your fat ass just knocked her out of bed and she mistook the fat folds for eyes and a mouth. Yay for negative votes!
WCARlover 35
Did you do "out-of-this-world" stuff in bed the night before? Okay, I'll be going now...
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Comments (96)
TheDeadlyTurtle 7
We all know u kicked her out of bed for farting in her sleep lol jk.
angryoriental 0
Was there anal probing? Nothing worse than waking up with a mouthful of pillow and a sore ass... Just ask my gf
dansco 25
Probably the anal probe you gave her... She sounds rather bonkers, rather you than me lol
SGail101 2
every night from now on I'd push her out of the bed!!! LOL
patriots1287 2
Maybe she just spaced out lol